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cherrycoke
902221.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:49 am Reply with quote

I was recently introduced to the idea of punny capitals. For example:

What's the name of the man from Mali who booked double holidays? Tim book two.

The australian man with beer? Can bearer.

Short Australian on holiday in Norway? Oz low.

Poorly behaved Slovak child made of molten rock? Brat is lava

Swedish supermarket worker who steals from the workplace? Stock home

Wandering Italian? Roam

Asian Knicks point guard gets cold in Germany? Brrr Lin

Russian Bovine covered in bryophytes? Moss Cow


Can you come up with any others?

 
Neotenic
902225.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:06 am Reply with quote

An Irishman ballooning to twice his normal size? Dublin.

Three Libyan parrots? Tripoli

 
Neotenic
902226.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:10 am Reply with quote

A Finnish demon squid? Hell's Inky.

 
Neotenic
902227.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:11 am Reply with quote

Jeering a Hungarian rodent? Boo Da Pest.

 
cherrycoke
902233.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:21 am Reply with quote

Saudi double checking a total? Re-add

 
Southpaw
902234.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:30 am Reply with quote

What is the target score on the golf course? Par is.

I can't be bothered sailing. Ro me!

Bovine that hasn't moved for months? Mos cow.

 
Neotenic
902239.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:52 am Reply with quote

Single Jordanian? A Man.

A Senegalese motor vehicle? Da Kar.

The Filipino patient's condition is worsening? Man iller.

A Malaysian that strikes marsupials? Koala Lumper.

 
Strawberry
902241.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:59 am Reply with quote

Who is the father of a pirate? Par is.

 
Neotenic
902245.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:12 am Reply with quote

A Uruguayian film including every appearance of Mr Burns in The Simpsons? Monty Video.

 
bemahan
902258.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:37 am Reply with quote

Man mocks?

Al jeers.


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bemahan
902261.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:40 am Reply with quote

One who urinates.

A peer

Or the sophisticated version:
A member of the House of Lords.

A peer


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bemahan
902263.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:42 am Reply with quote

Lingerie department.

Knickers here.

 
cherrycoke
902310.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:17 am Reply with quote

Deep Ukrainian music? Key F

 
zomgmouse
902316.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:28 am Reply with quote

A Swiss fire? Bern.
A Danish policeman with the Corleones' lawyer? Cop an' Hagen.
A Cuban cigar? Havana. Okay, that's cheating.

 
Neotenic
902324.  Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:58 am Reply with quote

Thai genital percussion?

 

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