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Tas
232983.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:05 am Reply with quote

Sex is like Ice cream, as both will not lead to a swollen belly if a rubberised sheath is used prior to....

:-)

Tas

 
Mandibles
232993.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:31 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because you can't have more than one topping.

 
cherrycoke
232996.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:40 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because nobody talks about having safe or unprotected ice cream

 
cherrycoke
233002.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:49 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because buying your kids ice cream is generally acceptable.

Sex is not like ice cream because ice cream never looks dissapointed when you get your spoon out.

 
Celebaelin
233005.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:58 am Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because if you show someone your knickerbocker glory you're usually expecting a positive response.

 
Celebaelin
234641.  Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:48 am Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because it is a rite of passage to have some in the back row of the cinema.

Sex is not like ice cream as you will quickly learn if you ask for some tutti fruiti.

 
DarrenK
234649.  Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:32 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream becuase is you ask the cute girl at the checkout where you can find some ice cream, you wont get a slap!

 
Sebastian flyte
234654.  Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:39 am Reply with quote

cherrycoke wrote:
Sex is not like ice cream because buying your kids ice cream is generally acceptable.

Sex is not like ice cream because ice cream never looks dissapointed when you get your spoon out.



hahahhahhahahaahhahahhahahahahahhaa...

 
Sebastian flyte
234659.  Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:54 am Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because you can buy it in the park (allegedly)

Sex is not like ice cream because you do not indulge in it on a deckchair by a bandstand with your Grandmother.

 
'yorz
904924.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:19 am Reply with quote

Don't ask how I stumbled apon this thread

Sex is not like icecream - you get sick and tired of hearing the icecream van jingle 'It's now or never'...

Sex and icecream are the same - if you drop a blob of icecream on the floor you don't go on all fours to lick it up.

Sex and icecream are the same - you shake the cone wrapper to get the last crumbs out.

Sex and icecream are the same - you look at the ingredients to make sure it's got no animal fat in it.

 
NinOfEden
905027.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:11 am Reply with quote

Sex isn't like Ice-cream at all. Ice-cream is really nice.

 
Moosh
905042.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:01 pm Reply with quote

I'm not a fan of either, but for different reasons.

 
Starfish13
905058.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:44 pm Reply with quote

I don't like ice cream.

 
Sadurian Mike
905060.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:50 pm Reply with quote

I rather like frozen yoghurt.

That probably means I'm kinky.

 
Arcane
905061.  Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:50 pm Reply with quote

Only ice cream is available to me. :(

 

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