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masterfroggy
230540.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:33 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice-cream, as no one throws up when you lick the red sauce from your fingers.

 
cherrycoke
230588.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:37 am Reply with quote

Ice cream is not like sex because you're not looked down upon for buying it.

 
djgordy
230619.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:47 am Reply with quote

...or selling it.

 
dr.bob
230633.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:10 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because you can buy ice cream at the kerb side without being arrested by undercover police.

Sex is like ice cream since over indulging in either can cause you health problems.

 
Guest
230670.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:58 am Reply with quote

Ice cream isn't like sex because they don't advise you wear a condom when eating it...

 
Half-Daft
230677.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:12 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because you only use the one orifice for ice cream

 
Lucifers_Lady
230678.  Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:14 am Reply with quote

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Last edited by Lucifers_Lady on Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:37 pm; edited 1 time in total

 
gobshite
232322.  Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:36 am Reply with quote

Half-Daft wrote:
Sex is not like ice cream because you only use the one orifice for ice cream



Oh no you don't !!!

 
gobshite
232324.  Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:37 am Reply with quote

Though ice-lollies are better !!!

 
Basel
232631.  Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:32 pm Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream 'cos when you've finished licking and tell her it's her turn she says, "Is that it?"

 
Celebaelin
232841.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:12 am Reply with quote

Speak for yourself

Sex is not like ice cream because I'm about to get some ice cream from the freezer (yes I know it's 9am).

Sex is like ice cream because it's rare that you buy some and don't finish it all at once.

Sex is not like ice cream because you cannot make a convincing sexual innuendo out of mint chocolate chip and raspberry pavlova.

 
npower1
232894.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:08 am Reply with quote

Quote:
Sex is not like ice cream because you cannot make a convincing sexual innuendo out of mint chocolate chip and raspberry pavlova.



I expect this challenge will be taken up by more than one person!

 
cherrycoke
232912.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:26 am Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because I'm about to get some from the freezer.

 
garrick92
232977.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:55 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice-cream because women get a headache after ice-cream.

 
Celebaelin
232981.  Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:02 am Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because women can appreciate that trying to enjoy ice cream through a plastic membrane is unlikely to be as rewarding an experience.

 

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