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Celebaelin
229761.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:25 pm Reply with quote

There are quite a lot of pop culture references which draw paralells between sex and ice cream, most notably the 'kinks or vanilla' line but there are several others in songs and doubtless a few I'm unfamiliar with. So I was wondering - do we think that the comparison stands up to scrutiny? You comments of a sex is/is not like ice cream because... nature are invited.

Here's my first thought anyway:

Sex is not like ice cream because ice cream is never prawn flavour.

 
cnb
229765.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:52 pm Reply with quote

Ice cream is prawn flavour in Japan... they have ice cream in all kinds of seafood flavours there!

 
The Doctor
229766.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:06 pm Reply with quote

sex is not like ice-cream because if you're having sex cold, you're doing it wrong

 
Gluben
229775.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:37 pm Reply with quote

Sex and I scream would be more appropriate. Actually, it's more likely the feminine half who do that...

 
nostrildamus
229776.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:40 pm Reply with quote

It starts off hard and gets messy ;)

 
Gluben
229778.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:46 pm Reply with quote

"Ice cream is, very much like making love to a beautiful woman..."

:)

 
djgordy
229784.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:00 pm Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because you can buy it from a man who drives around in a van...

...erm, just pretend I didn't say that will you? Thanks.

 
AlmondFacialBar
229786.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:03 pm Reply with quote

let me be the first one to thank you for this deeply moving insight into your homelife, gordy...

sex is not like ice cream because sex helps you lose weight and ice cream makes you put it on.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
djgordy
229789.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:09 pm Reply with quote

Sex isn't like ice cream because a 69 is better than a 99.

 
Lucifers_Lady
229790.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:12 pm Reply with quote

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Last edited by Lucifers_Lady on Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:42 pm; edited 1 time in total

 
Celebaelin
229791.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:18 pm Reply with quote

Sex is not like ice cream because girls who are not getting any ice cream do not console themselves by having too much sex (or, if you do, my phone number is...)


Last edited by Celebaelin on Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:02 am; edited 1 time in total

 
djgordy
229793.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:19 pm Reply with quote

They do round here. Why do you think I drive round in that van all day?

 
Neotenic
229834.  Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:18 pm Reply with quote

Ice cream is like a fertility test because it comes in a plastic tub.

<flees>

 
Alfred E Neuman
229839.  Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:26 am Reply with quote

Neotenic wrote:
Ice cream is like a fertility test because it comes in a plastic tub.

<flees>


Sitting here clutching my sides with tears running down my cheeks while trying not to laugh out aloud is not doing much for my productivity.

 
Celebaelin
229863.  Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:08 am Reply with quote

Sex is like ice cream because occasionally you get crushed nuts.

 

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