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Bunter
172809.  Tue May 08, 2007 2:28 pm Reply with quote

Q: Why is there a turd on your roof?

A: Because your burglar got the fear.


Notes:

My mum was burgled several years ago. When the coppers looked on her roof, they noted two large turds.

My mother was naturally surprised, but the police weren't.

According to old blue, most burglars will "lay cable" before committing a crime because they are so nervous.

Mum was lucky; many burglars will go on a "cack spree" inside the house.

I'm sorry for this post, but I think it's important for the nation to really understand how frightening a break in is.

Personally, I always wear a nappy.

 
Jenny
172855.  Tue May 08, 2007 7:35 pm Reply with quote

That happened to my mum too, Bunter, only the spree was inside the house. Not nice when it's on the bed. Not nice anywhere actually.

 
Gray
172878.  Wed May 09, 2007 3:30 am Reply with quote

I imagine they can do a DNA check as well these days. Nice job.

Yes, since 2001 at least. (They stored his turd for five years...)

 
Bunter
172889.  Wed May 09, 2007 3:49 am Reply with quote

Another person done by his doo-doo:


Quote:
The burglars who stole computers worth the equivalent of $44,000 from a Dalsland, Sweden, paper plant over the Christmas holidays haven't been caught, but the DNA of one of them is on file. Bohuslšningen reports that one of the burglars forgot to flush the toilet during the break-in, leaving his DNA in his faeces.


http://www.asdf.org/~anna/clip/january2004.html

 

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