Ears

eggshaped · 177376. Thu May 24, 2007 1:20 am

In the ear-pick mould, here's a nose-syphon:

dr.bob · 177404. Thu May 24, 2007 3:32 am

Altogether now....

Eeeeewwwwww!!!

Bunter · 185576. Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:13 am

Jazz legend George Melly got funnier as his hearing failed him.

In the 1980s (when his hearing deteriorated,) Melly's banter with his audience started to get more surreal.

At one gig in London, Melly asked a fan if she lived locally.

"Yes," said the fan, "but I spent several years in Uxbridge".

"You poor soul", replied Melly, "To have undergone such terror and tragedy and still be able to smile is remarkable".

Melly thought that the fan had said she lived in "Auschwitz".

Source: The Week, 16 June 2007