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150645.  Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:21 am Reply with quote

The first astronauts - as opposed to cosmonauts - were a pair of chimps, Enos and Ham. The poor tortured animals were given electric shocks to prompt them to manipulate spacecraft controls. Enos fell back on a natural coping mechanism - he masturbated at every opportunity, pulling out his catheter in order to do so. He earned the nickname “Enos the Penis” for his embarrassing habit of masturbating during NASA press conferences.

Review of book ‘Dark side of the moon’ by Gerard Degroot, in Sunday Telegraph, 18 Feb 07.


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