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andrewmorris
125539.  Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:12 pm Reply with quote

I fear the meek shall not inherit the earth. The cockroach will! Not that the meek would ever grumble about it.

As disgusting as the roach may be, it is one of natures hardmen. We humans call it a day when exposed to around 800 rems of radiation. But some roach species can soldier on up to 105,000 rems. They can grow back lost limbs and for a short of time can even survive decapitation. They're not fussy when it comes to diet and will eat anything that's around, including each other. And when it comes to reproduction, rabbits are positively celebate compared to roaches. Viva la cucaracha!

 
Lucwhostalking
125541.  Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:26 pm Reply with quote

KLAXON!

The cockroach cannot survive 105,000 rems of radiation. according to the groundbreaking research of Drs Wharton and Wharton in 1959, it would be one of the first insects to die in the case of a nuclear war.

it can survive a dose of 20,000 rads while a fruit fly dies at a dose of 64,000 and a parasitic wasp would survive up to a 1.5 million dose !

 
andrewmorris
125542.  Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:33 pm Reply with quote

Well slap my wrist and call me Wendy! Thanks for the correction. However, radiation aside, a roach could have a fruit fly any day.

 
Tas
125561.  Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:36 pm Reply with quote

You are Wendy. *slap!*

:-)

Tas

 
dr.bob
125711.  Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:53 am Reply with quote

Of course, if you'd bought the QI Book of General Ignorance (available at all good booksellers, and even some horrible ones), you'd've known that already as it's covered in some depth in that august tome.

 
samivel
125714.  Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:56 am Reply with quote

Aye. I won mine, though.

;)

 
Lucwhostalking
125729.  Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:34 am Reply with quote

Hehe, lttle do they know that i in fact got my information from the BOE, best to simply let them think i'm super knowledgeable about cockroaches, he he he.

 
Cleverina Clogs
125827.  Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:35 am Reply with quote

They say that after a nuclear war there will be cockroaches and Cher ... clearly 'they' had no knowledge of the effects of radiation

 
Lucwhostalking
125830.  Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:41 am Reply with quote

Yeah, a post nuclear holocaust will simply have Cher, and anyone with the Cher gene. i have mixed feelings about the Cher gene, i wish i could survive a nuclear bomb, but i would be tainted by pure evil.

 

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