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Cleverina Clogs
12371.  Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:31 am Reply with quote

I must say there is such a lot of smut on QI! I bet Messers Fry and Davies' parents don't watch the show do they!

 
laidbacklazyman
12375.  Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:49 pm Reply with quote

Thats just the stuff that gets left in!!

 
sherifffatman
12393.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:15 am Reply with quote

It's all a matter of degrees though. Smut in this context is defined as "Obscenity in speech or writing" I tend to assign Messers Fry and Davies' banter to the saucy innuendo. (or maybe I'm just bored at a quiet day in the office)

 
raindancer
12394.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:58 am Reply with quote

All good people like a bit of smut.

 
eggshaped
12395.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:00 am Reply with quote

I think Stephen Fry once said that if you have a larynx made of tweed, you can get away with saying anything.

 
Cleverina Clogs
12403.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:08 pm Reply with quote

indeed!

 
dotcom
12405.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:01 pm Reply with quote

It may be smut....

...but it is amusing ^_^

 
laidbacklazyman
12407.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:30 pm Reply with quote

I went into a pub once and asked the barmaid for a double entendre.

So she gave me one

 
Gray
12408.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:56 pm Reply with quote

Did she serve doubles?

 
raindancer
12422.  Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:20 pm Reply with quote

Did she serve doubles?

No, only people.

Come on! This thread isn't very smutty yet. I'm sure we could do better.

 
ginger.sonny
12424.  Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:02 pm Reply with quote

it seems rather intimidating to come up with smut on a forum like this, even if it's clever smut

 
raindancer
12425.  Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:03 pm Reply with quote

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

(Tom Lehrer)

 
raindancer
12426.  Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:06 pm Reply with quote

ginger.sonny

I know, of course, but I thought we could elevate it to some higher form of art...

... I think.

Look on it as a challenge!

 
ginger.sonny
12427.  Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:08 pm Reply with quote

my word, political smut(not of the Clinton/intern kind), very funny raindancer!

 
raindancer
12451.  Wed Dec 22, 2004 9:56 am Reply with quote

Well, there's undoubtedly a line between witty smut and horrid smut. Take this:

While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model climbed up a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he climbed up the ladder and had her.

Not nasty, is it?

 

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