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laidbacklazyman
12365.  Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:49 am Reply with quote

Al Murrays rendition of Twinkle Twinkle is worth a listen

 
Gray
12369.  Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:45 am Reply with quote

The Astronomer's rhyme goes:
Quote:
Scintillate scintillate asteroid vivific,
Fain I would fathom thy nature specific.
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous.
Scintillate scintillate asteroid vivific,
Fain I would fathom thy nature specific.


And I like this one, to be said while staggering out of a countryside pub:
Quote:
Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the heck you are you think?
I'm not under the alcofluence of incahol,
Though some silly finkle peep I am.
I fool so feelish, I don't know who is me,
But the drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

 
Caradoc
12379.  Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:24 pm Reply with quote

Shortly followed by:
Good constenoon aftable, I'm not as thunk as you drink.

thanks for scintilate etc.

 
Frances
12392.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:56 am Reply with quote

1. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minimal
2. Members of avian species of identical plumage congregate
3. Surveillance should precede saltation
4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately dispersed lacteal fluid
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude
7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative manoeuvres
9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion
10. The temperature of aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled cauldron will never attain 212 degrees F
11. Not all articles which coruscate with resplendence are truly auriferous
12. Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration
13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted
14. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the successful production of a potable concoction by steeping digestible comestibles
15. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally
16. Male cadavers are incapable of recapitulating sagas
17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices are advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles
18. Neophyte’s serendipity
19. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders lain a hebetudinous youth
20. A revolving lithic conglomeration accumulates no congeries of any small green bryophitic plant
21. A person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation
22. A centrally divided concoction of heated pulverised grain, zymase and water is to be preferred to an absence of such sustentation.
23. Areas of similar magnetic potentialities attempt to form a conflux; disparate points are inter-repulsive
24. Act in accordance with my vocal observations, but avoid repetition of my physical actions

 
Gray
12398.  Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:43 pm Reply with quote

<cachinnates energetically>

 

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