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Posital
893451.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:55 pm Reply with quote

Fake chicken poo... after a heavy lay!

 
bemahan
893453.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:17 pm Reply with quote

' a heavy lay' ? The mind boggles...

 
bemahan
964946.  Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:36 pm Reply with quote

Not sure if we've had this one but I discovered today that a sausage makes an excellent substitute for a pull on a bathroom light cord. I advise giving it a good wipe first as it can be a little greasy.

 
Posital
965011.  Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:10 pm Reply with quote

A sausage is a great way to smuggle real food into prison.

No-one would suspect that hiding in that greasy slime could be hiding a runner bean - or an asparagus spear.

 
bemahan
965088.  Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:03 am Reply with quote

I don't think Fletch would have been very impressed if he found something green and healthy inside his sausage. Still, better than something green and unhealthy. No smut intended.

 
bemahan
965089.  Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:04 am Reply with quote

In this weather a sausage would make a good disposable handwarmer. When it cooled down you could eat it.

 
tetsabb
971951.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:47 pm Reply with quote

At 10:03 bem wrote
Quote:
No smut intended

At 10:04 bem wrote
Quote:
In this weather a sausage would make a good disposable handwarmer. When it cooled down you could eat it.


Hmmm.....

 
bemahan
971954.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:51 pm Reply with quote

Just shows what an innocent I am.

 
tetsabb
971968.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:21 pm Reply with quote

Yes.
Absolutely.
Couldn't agree more.

 
sally carr
971972.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:27 pm Reply with quote

Creep

 
tetsabb
971974.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:32 pm Reply with quote

Couldn't find [sarcasm mode]

Hides from wrath of bem


:-)

 
Posital
972039.  Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:30 pm Reply with quote

Various value sausages could be used in an exciting game of "Guess the Meat" - guessers are additionally allowed to refer to the ingredients hints on the packaging.

The winner is the one that doesn't have to resort to DNA testing.

 
bemahan
972436.  Wed Feb 13, 2013 1:30 pm Reply with quote

You could get Jeremy Kyle to host it.

 
Efros
1287624.  Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:03 pm Reply with quote

Horse collar for a very small horse.



 
GuyBarry
1287652.  Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:16 am Reply with quote

25 pages and apparently no mention of Punch and Judy - nor of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y

 

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