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1,720 Uses For Sausages

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Posital
739521.  Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:19 pm Reply with quote

An anti-death grip bumper for the iPhone 4...

 
bemahan
802436.  Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:11 am Reply with quote

One of those things you squeeze to improve the strength of your grip.

 
otyikondo
802466.  Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:30 am Reply with quote

Edible bails for fat wicket-keepers.

 
Hans Mof
804162.  Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 am Reply with quote

Resistor

An average wiener has a resistance of 400 kOhm

 
indigo fugit
804199.  Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:01 am Reply with quote

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take one crystal sausage, one carefully adjusted cats whisker, place in a hairball and you get ‘rolling mews’

 
bemahan
844849.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:19 pm Reply with quote

A link of sausages could be used as an emergency repair or replacement for a bicycle chain.

 
bobwilson
844853.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quote

An ethnically authentic, locally sourced, imitation of a Lei?

 
bemahan
844854.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:28 pm Reply with quote

Handcuffs

 
Posital
844979.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:28 am Reply with quote

Slug decoys - to assist in mollusc hunting...

 
Posital
844980.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:30 am Reply with quote

bobwilson wrote:
An ethnically authentic, locally sourced, imitation of a Lei?
Imitation!? I'll have you know I have several sausage Lei's for the bon viveur... to suit varying occasions...

 
Posital
844983.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:35 am Reply with quote

diynot wrote:
If they're 600cc sausages you'll need a proper gun. You won't be able to use a cartridge gun.
I think they're using sausages as glue... they're weird.

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=270181

 
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846505.  Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:46 pm Reply with quote

Sausages were used in a duel between Otto von Bismarck and the scientist Rudolf Virchow.

Quote:

A Berlin journal relates that the famous Bismarck once challenged Dr. Vircow for offensive language used in parliamentary debate. The learned doctor was at that time engaged in investigations relating to trichinosis. He is said to have thus replied to the messenger who bore Bismarck’s challenge: “My arms; there they are—those two sausages. One of them is full of trichinae; the other is pure. Let his Excellency breakfast with me. We will eat the sausages; and he shall take his choice of them.”


Bismarck declined and the duel was called off.

 
bemahan
893334.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:16 am Reply with quote

From the sporadic posting on this thread, it sadly appears that sausages aren't as useful as they once were.
A recent discovery I made, however, is that they make an excellent alternative to a dongle.

 
Posital
893451.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:55 pm Reply with quote

Fake chicken poo... after a heavy lay!

 
bemahan
893453.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:17 pm Reply with quote

' a heavy lay' ? The mind boggles...

 

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