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739471.  Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:14 pm Reply with quote

Bloody odd sausages you eat, BP

Spud McLaren
739472.  Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:18 pm Reply with quote

I didn't realise they usually only came in pairs.

739521.  Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:19 pm Reply with quote

An anti-death grip bumper for the iPhone 4...

802436.  Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:11 am Reply with quote

One of those things you squeeze to improve the strength of your grip.

802466.  Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:30 am Reply with quote

Edible bails for fat wicket-keepers.

Hans Mof
804162.  Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:40 am Reply with quote


An average wiener has a resistance of 400 kOhm

indigo fugit
804199.  Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:01 am Reply with quote

take one crystal sausage, one carefully adjusted cats whisker, place in a hairball and you get ‘rolling mews’

844849.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:19 pm Reply with quote

A link of sausages could be used as an emergency repair or replacement for a bicycle chain.

844853.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:24 pm Reply with quote

An ethnically authentic, locally sourced, imitation of a Lei?

844854.  Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:28 pm Reply with quote


844979.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:28 am Reply with quote

Slug decoys - to assist in mollusc hunting...

844980.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:30 am Reply with quote

bobwilson wrote:
An ethnically authentic, locally sourced, imitation of a Lei?
Imitation!? I'll have you know I have several sausage Lei's for the bon viveur... to suit varying occasions...

844983.  Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:35 am Reply with quote

diynot wrote:
If they're 600cc sausages you'll need a proper gun. You won't be able to use a cartridge gun.
I think they're using sausages as glue... they're weird.

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846505.  Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:46 pm Reply with quote

Sausages were used in a duel between Otto von Bismarck and the scientist Rudolf Virchow.


A Berlin journal relates that the famous Bismarck once challenged Dr. Vircow for offensive language used in parliamentary debate. The learned doctor was at that time engaged in investigations relating to trichinosis. He is said to have thus replied to the messenger who bore Bismarck’s challenge: “My arms; there they are—those two sausages. One of them is full of trichinae; the other is pure. Let his Excellency breakfast with me. We will eat the sausages; and he shall take his choice of them.”

Bismarck declined and the duel was called off.

893334.  Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:16 am Reply with quote

From the sporadic posting on this thread, it sadly appears that sausages aren't as useful as they once were.
A recent discovery I made, however, is that they make an excellent alternative to a dongle.


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