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bemahan
628959.  Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:56 pm Reply with quote

Time capsules.
The entire archive of Celebrity Baton Changing (see - I've already forgotten the title of the game. People are so fickle.) has been printed off, rolled up and stuffed inside a sausage for future generations to discover.

 
Spud McLaren
629322.  Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:58 pm Reply with quote

austinallegro wrote:
A shock new judge for the X Factor.


Shock? It's the most intelligent idea I've heard in ages!
You'd double the musical knowledge of the entire panel and increase the aggregate IQ by a factor of at least 8.

 
Sophie.A
629355.  Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:16 am Reply with quote

Spud McLaren wrote:
Shock?

http://teamatomik.com/images/photoalbum/1/meat_porn_sculpture_assembly.jpg

 
Spud McLaren
629358.  Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:34 am Reply with quote

Sophie.A wrote:
Spud McLaren wrote:
Shock?

http://teamatomik.com/images/photoalbum/1/meat_porn_sculpture_assembly.jpg


Yes, the palest sausage pretty much sums up Simon Cowell.

 
bemahan
633040.  Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:29 pm Reply with quote

Topical at this time of year - a sausage would make a good firework. A number of possibilities:
Rocket
Roman Candle
Banger (see what I did there?)

 
austinallegro
633064.  Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:15 pm Reply with quote

You could get a few in links to make a Guy.

 
bemahan
633066.  Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:19 pm Reply with quote

austinallegro wrote:
You could get a few in links to make a Guy.

And then eat him! I like that idea!

 
austinallegro
633435.  Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:04 am Reply with quote

sticks in a pork based drum kit.

 
bemahan
633455.  Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:41 am Reply with quote

A rape alarm.

 
bemahan
633459.  Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:44 am Reply with quote

Attach a bell and a cold cooked sausage makes a popular cat toy.

 
bemahan
633463.  Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:49 am Reply with quote

A zip-pull.

 
Jackson
640744.  Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:16 pm Reply with quote

A tasty carpet bombing campaign.

 
Posital
640816.  Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:49 pm Reply with quote

I think I've seen a chorizo used to remove stones from horse's hooves...

 
salimand3r
709026.  Thu May 13, 2010 3:58 pm Reply with quote

boosting memory

 
Bon Pantalon
739468.  Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:00 pm Reply with quote

Tampon?

 

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