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Posital
610243.  Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:39 am Reply with quote

Ooo - an improvement on chips, too. Nice one, sam.

 
bemahan
610252.  Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:29 am Reply with quote

Pendulum weights - particularly recommended for cuckoo clocks as they can be displayed to advantage on the wall.

 
bemahan
610253.  Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:40 am Reply with quote

If, like me, you are too scared to keep a giant scutigera centipede as a pet, you could use a sausage instead.
Much friendlier.

 
zomgmouse
610700.  Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:18 am Reply with quote

They could even be used as dogs.
Forget sausage-dogs, these are sausage dogs.

 
bemahan
610810.  Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:51 am Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
They could even be used as dogs.
Forget sausage-dogs, these are sausage dogs.

I don't think they'd last long when you took them for a walk in the park.

 
zomgmouse
611056.  Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:09 pm Reply with quote

True; also people would mistake them for droppings.

Ooh.. there's another one.
Leave sausages around to confuse dogs so they won't do shits everywhere.

 
bemahan
611316.  Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:53 am Reply with quote

zomgmouse wrote:
True; also people would mistake them for droppings.

Ooh.. there's another one.
Leave sausages around to confuse dogs so they won't do shits everywhere.

Or they'll think poo tastes nice and start eating it. Oh, wait a mo, dogs do that anyway, don't they?

 
zomgmouse
611320.  Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:55 am Reply with quote

Modern art.

 
quamhab
611359.  Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:52 am Reply with quote

Hitting David Blaine until his head falls off, and seeing how long it takes to magic it back on again.

 
zomgmouse
611568.  Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:51 pm Reply with quote

Magic sausages?

 
bemahan
612864.  Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:28 pm Reply with quote

A mathematical curve

 
NinOfEden
612904.  Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:57 pm Reply with quote

paint it's portrait.

 
austinallegro
612929.  Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:27 pm Reply with quote

A shock new judge for the X Factor.

 
zomgmouse
612984.  Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:28 pm Reply with quote

Or even better they can throw sausages at the people they don't like.

 
Posital
628948.  Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:32 pm Reply with quote

Apparently, three sausages were involved in the decision to erase the games from the QI forums. And one to press the red button.

 

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