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indigo fugit
402563.  Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:58 am Reply with quote

Rai Lord,

I am so sad......... a one eyed elephant penis would be far more interesting.

650894.  Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:04 pm Reply with quote

Qi is the emergence of two new species of elephant - the African Forest Elephant (more closely related to its Indian than African cousin) and a small Borneo Elephant.

Does anyone know if these two species have similar penile dexterity? Is there anything peculiar physical properties that Elephants have?

indigo fugit
650905.  Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:19 pm Reply with quote

hi zebra,

you ask about behaviour of elephants.

I was reading recently that due to its stange legs and enormous bulk during sex it does not use the thrusting action which we so enjoy. as muscles along its penis contract and relax to give the same effect without the elephant breaking sweat; in fact it's over in a minute.

you can check where i found this gem in the section entitled 'Mating Game'

and courtesy of Mr Rai Lord

post 402518

650928.  Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:55 pm Reply with quote

Sounds like maximum effect with minimal effort!

659385.  Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:10 pm Reply with quote

Grouch Marx

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know."

indigo fugit
659869.  Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:16 pm Reply with quote

what's grey and comes in pints?

659875.  Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:38 pm Reply with quote

Indigo :o

No, no, I don't mean... Oh never mind.

659917.  Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:36 pm Reply with quote

A classic joke is:

What is grey with a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday

What is brown with a trunk?
A mouse coming back from a holiday

QI is the craze for the absurd elephant jokes of the 1960s which has its own entry on wiki

741783.  Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:46 pm Reply with quote

Do elephants really become intoxicated by eating rotting fruit from the marula tree? National Geographic experts seem to think otherwise based on the large size of the elephant and the amount he/she would need to consume in a specific amount of time to become truly drunk. However, individuals respond differently to alcohol. Yes? Therefore, I would hesitate to blame the bad behavior of an elephant on intoxication by marula fruit. Perhaps rampaging elephants feel threatened and act out instinctually.

741785.  Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:04 pm Reply with quote

Plenty of videos

Sadurian Mike
741854.  Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:53 am Reply with quote

I thought that the old video "evidence" had been debunked. The filmmakers wanted shots of animals eating the rotting fruit and getting drunk, but none would cooperate so the filmmakers rounded up a suitable group of nearby wildlife and loaded them with tranquilisers.

The result was as famous and as fake as the lemmings going over the cliff.

741939.  Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:55 am Reply with quote

Hmm, not one of Canada's finer moments, wasn't that.

It involved a movie lot near Calgary, a wooden turntable made by the props guy, and a pool cue.

Spud McLaren
741941.  Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:00 am Reply with quote

suze wrote:
... and a pool cue.
I saw that "documentary", but I don't remember them launching one at a time, at high velocity...

741942.  Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:01 am Reply with quote

suze wrote:
It involved a movie lot near Calgary, a wooden turntable made by the props guy, and a pool cue.

Man, that was a hell of a night.

742053.  Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:21 pm Reply with quote

Returning to elephants recent scientific analysis of dna has increased the existing species of elephant in the world from two to three and possibly four.


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