Volklet, thanks very much for that excellent post, and please do stick around. You'll find there's much to learn here, as well as much to teach.
I wonder if you know of any websites, where we can get a bit of further reading on this topic? When I google "doggy style" I get a few unpleasant results. We need some good evidence with which to hit the naughty elf responsible over the head.
Thinking of this one made me laugh. Maybe because we're both victims of the same ignorance once in a while. :)
Make sure that the filter is ON.. ahahah!