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rko
98678.  Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:23 pm Reply with quote

what if we forced monkeys to do this with their noses?

 
Jumper
98681.  Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:46 pm Reply with quote

Who Knows if a monkeys nose is a better nose than a cats nose, and is a cats nose better than my nose .... also who knows how long it will be before someone goes and mentions that their dog has no nose so we can ask how it smells and they can reply 'terrible'...I suppose we could ask one who knows all there is to know about noses, but who knows who the nose expert is???

 
rko
98694.  Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:45 pm Reply with quote

A: My dog has no nose
B: How does it smell?
A: Of badger blood


thanks, mr carr

 
Jumper
98700.  Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:30 pm Reply with quote

Terrible..!!!

Hmmm so if I went and wondered how long it will be before someone goes and mentions that their dog has no nose so we can ask how it smells and someone does exactly that within the hour (just)... I wonder if I suggest someone gives me a copy of the QI DVD as an early Christmas prezzie ( should still just catch the last posting date!!), will that work as well... - or will someone accuse me of advertising???

 
Martin
99009.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:21 am Reply with quote

Jumper, I formally accuse you of advertising. Now go and sit in the corner. ALL the way. Yes, now turn round so you're facing the wall. That's better, now don't come back until you've thought about what you've done and are ready to say sorry.

 
tetsabb
99026.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:54 am Reply with quote

no1 school swot wrote:


Have you ever read 'archie and mehitabel'? Maybe you should encourage the cat to type more often.


Either Swot is being deliberately and astoundingly clever (with me missing the point!), or she has forgotten that it was archie the cockroach ("with the soul of a vers libre poet") who did the typing.

If you have not read it, get a copy NOWWWW!!!! (and read it, of course)

 
Martin
99029.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:57 am Reply with quote

Ooooookaaaaaaay, someone has an obsession...

 
Not a Number
99079.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:21 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
no1 school swot wrote:


Have you ever read 'archie and mehitabel'? Maybe you should encourage the cat to type more often.


Either Swot is being deliberately and astoundingly clever (with me missing the point!), or she has forgotten that it was archie the cockroach ("with the soul of a vers libre poet") who did the typing.

If you have not read it, get a copy NOWWWW!!!! (and read it, of course)


It's my birthday this Sunday, so you can send me a copy :)

 
tetsabb
99081.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:26 pm Reply with quote

Happy Birthday for Sunday.
Unfortunately a state of penury rather dictates that buying and sending books to complete strangers is a bit beyond my pocket, but it is the thought that counts.

<Thinks hard>

There, how is that?

 
Not a Number
99082.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:30 pm Reply with quote

It'll have to do, I guess . . . is that the hardest you could think, then? Not to say it's an unimpressive thought . . .

 
Trixie
99087.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:50 pm Reply with quote

snophlake wrote:
I find I can type better with my tongue than my nose.

(This is typed with my hands)



dare I say this... I'm going home with him

heheheheh sorry

 
Jumper
99092.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:02 pm Reply with quote

Martin wrote:
Jumper, I formally accuse you of advertising. Now go and sit in the corner. ALL the way. Yes, now turn round so you're facing the wall. That's better, now don't come back until you've thought about what you've done and are ready to say sorry.



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rko
99097.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:31 pm Reply with quote

my god, what have i given birth to? this topic is insane

i see where it inherits the insanity from

 
snophlake
99102.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:08 pm Reply with quote

Trixie wrote:
snophlake wrote:
I find I can type better with my tongue than my nose.

(This is typed with my hands)



dare I say this... I'm going home with him

heheheheh sorry

Thats all well and good but I'm female. I just thought I'd better warn you before you found yourself in an awkward position.

 
rko
99132.  Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:33 pm Reply with quote

haha. maybe she likes that?

 

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