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tetsabb
1343657.  Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:39 am Reply with quote

Sentences one would love to write:

As I said to Salma Hayek in bed last night....

As Trump breathed his last


Get the picture?

 
tetsabb
1343658.  Sat Mar 07, 2020 10:47 am Reply with quote

After Britain rejoined the EU....

 
PDR
1343660.  Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:13 am Reply with quote

As the last particle of Trump's still-screaming body sank slowly into the deep fat fryer I planned the next steps of my plan to make america great again.

PDR

 
tetsabb
1343681.  Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:27 am Reply with quote

PDR wrote:
As the last particle of Johnson's still-screaming body sank slowly into the deep fat fryer I planned the next steps of my plan to make Britain great again.

PDR


Fixed...
😉

 
Celebaelin
1343722.  Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:38 pm Reply with quote

Mr Cruise agreed that...

 
bobwilson
1343727.  Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:16 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
PDR wrote:
As the last particle of Johnson's still-screaming body sank slowly into the deep fat fryer I planned the next steps of my plan to stop thinking in national/religious/ideological terms and make everything great again
PDR


Fixed...
😉

 
Big Martin
1343737.  Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:22 am Reply with quote

"You're completely cured" said the cardiologist.

 
tetsabb
1343741.  Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:39 am Reply with quote

Big Martin wrote:
"You're completely cured" said the cardiologist.


One day, perhaps, Martin
😉

 
AlmondFacialBar
1379199.  Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:34 am Reply with quote

"Now everyone had received their vaccine..."

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
PDR
1379208.  Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:28 am Reply with quote

"Surrey's April snows were gently falling as the NHS teams valiantly struggled to warm up the new vaccine shipment to minus eighty degrees while dreaming they'd gone to Manderley again..."

 
Celebaelin
1384395.  Fri Jul 02, 2021 8:04 am Reply with quote

I just wrote one of these but it was such a louche and personal encapsulation of raw sexuality that I'm not going to post it. I may write more of it and see if anyone wants to buy an erotic novel however!

Meanwhile...

The idea which formed the initial basis of my vast fortune first came to me back in 1993

 
PDR
1384408.  Fri Jul 02, 2021 10:44 am Reply with quote

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of an 80" 8k TV and a full suite of streaming accounts, must be in want of a life."

PDR

 
tetsabb
1384449.  Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:36 am Reply with quote

"The day after the last-ever Tory candidate gained just 2 votes..."

 
tetsabb
1384472.  Sat Jul 03, 2021 11:12 am Reply with quote

"Oddly enough, I, too, was in a book depository in Dallas the day President Donald Trump Jr was assassinated."

 
PDR
1384477.  Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:28 pm Reply with quote

The sun did not shine,
It was too wet to play,
So we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day.


This was my opening line for my new book "An English Summer"

PDR

 

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