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Stefan Linnemann
1308303.  Thu Dec 27, 2018 9:00 am Reply with quote

But afterwards, the Eejit-'n'-Thief posted pictures of him with members of Seal Team 5, thereby breaking operational security of their mission by disclosing their location and identities. For bragging rights, I assume. And yet, Republicans will do nothing to thwart his evil wiles.

1308469.  Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:57 am Reply with quote

Taken by my mate in her local...

Open up your Nethergate and show me your Old Growler.

<Sid James cackle>

1308525.  Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:47 am Reply with quote

How I wish the pints of beer in my local pubs could be as cheap as that.

1308564.  Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:14 pm Reply with quote

1308570.  Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:37 pm Reply with quote

I love that one.

1308604.  Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:16 am Reply with quote

From "Viz" I would hazard a guess?

1308610.  Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:28 am Reply with quote

Indeed it was.

1308620.  Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:46 am Reply with quote

What deTrumpify (Chrome extension) did to the BBC website

and CNN

and Fox(Fake)News

and some priceless threads from reddit.

1308634.  Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:03 am Reply with quote

The Grapes.

1308640.  Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:27 am Reply with quote

That reminds me of the pub just round the corner from a friend, the Foresters Arms in Egham.

The M on the frontage broke so for a while it was the FORESTERS ARIS.

1308834.  Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:27 am Reply with quote

This actually made me lol

From here

1309050.  Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:39 am Reply with quote

A Twitter thread that goes on forever about ridiculous, obligatory, predictable, unimaginative, movie (bit) parts/scenes. Some very funny posts there!

One that caught my eye for obvious reasons:
Iím a horn player in a brass band. I go to practices in my uniform, rather than keeping it for concerts. I carry my instrument loose in my hand rather than in its case. I donít warm up, just sit down and play amazing arpeggios. The whole band turns up on time, and nobody argues.

1309184.  Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:14 am Reply with quote

Today I noticed there was a stain on the sofa, so I scrubbed it with a cloth. Ninlet came to see what I was doing, and expressed an interest in the cloth. Having succeeded in removing the mucky mark, I gave him the cloth to play with; immediately he started scrubbing the sofa with it! XD
Then I started sweeping the floor with a dustpan and brush. Again, he followed me round trying to copy me.

1309204.  Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:48 pm Reply with quote

Encourage him in his cleaning endeavours!

1310027.  Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:05 am Reply with quote

Everyone old enough is supposed to remember what they were doing when JFK got shot. I have photographic evidence!

The day after my first birthday.........


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