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Bondee
1313223.  Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:30 pm Reply with quote

From a website called "The Life Of Sharks", a card with a pic of a hammerhead shark with the legend "I Hate You Less Than Everyone Else"

I have to admit that this would be my choice if I was going to send someone a VD card.

Yes, that was intentional.

 
barbados
1313227.  Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:39 pm Reply with quote

I've seen "I love you from the bottom of my fart"

 
crissdee
1313248.  Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:09 pm Reply with quote

I've seen "You'll Do" and "I love you with all my willy".

I will not be sending one this year.

 
Jenny
1313349.  Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:17 am Reply with quote

My old man gets me lovely sentimental ones. I get him rude and funny ones.

 
dr.bob
1313352.  Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:21 am Reply with quote

That seems like a fair reflection of the two of you ;-)

 
Jenny
1313356.  Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:31 am Reply with quote

True!

 
Awitt
1313523.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:31 am Reply with quote

[bold]Bondee wrote:[/bold]
Quote:
a VD card.


And here I am, thinking it's either a disease or the day of victory from the war.

 
Bondee
1313573.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:02 pm Reply with quote

Your hair is like a velvet wave
Your lips like soft ripe cherries.
Unfortunately, you've got brains
Like Seaborne Freight has ferries.

 
tetsabb
1313574.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:10 pm Reply with quote

Lol!

 
GuyBarry
1313576.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:16 pm Reply with quote

Awitt wrote:

Quote:
a VD card.


And here I am, thinking it's either a disease


It is a rather unfortunate pair of initials, isn't it? I remember that the singer Val Doonican used to be the butt of a number of jokes along the lines of "he'll never have a personalized number plate".

Quote:
or the day of victory from the war.


I know you're in Australia, but did they call it VD Day over there? Here we had VE Day (Victory in Europe) and VJ Day (Victory over Japan).

 
suze
1313586.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:44 pm Reply with quote

Salisbury City Council appears not to be entirely certain what VJ Day is called. It's VJ Day in the text, but look at the header.

 
PDR
1313588.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:03 pm Reply with quote

Took a while, but then I saw the tab label. Perhaps they are suffering from altitude sickness brought on by their cathedral with its world famous spire 131 metres...

PDR

 
franticllama
1313603.  Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:02 pm Reply with quote

GuyBarry wrote:

It is a rather unfortunate pair of initials, isn't it?

Tell me about it! Thanks for that parents...

 
tetsabb
1313642.  Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:35 am Reply with quote

franticllama wrote:
GuyBarry wrote:

It is a rather unfortunate pair of initials, isn't it?

Tell me about it! Thanks for that parents...


Odd that. Even though I knew your name from our brief encounter of a few years ago, your initials had never impinge on me until now!

 
cornixt
1313666.  Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:31 am Reply with quote

We had to sew, okay our mothers had to sew our initials onto our PE kits for school. Only one person used three initials - girl who would have used VD otherwise.

 

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