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I Understand 'covfefe'

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Celebaelin
1238525.  Wed May 31, 2017 7:19 pm Reply with quote

I live near Coventry and I once went out with a girl named Fiona whom I loved dearly - one person took it upon himself to call her Fifi/Fefe - QED

The Donald is speaking to me; telling me of good things to come...

We all know now.

Is it bad that I want that to be true?

 
tetsabb
1238538.  Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:06 am Reply with quote

But what Lord Dampnut thinks is a good thing is not necessarily what most of the rest of the world thinks is a good thing.

 
Jenny
1238651.  Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:13 pm Reply with quote

There was a meme going around that it was an Arabic word, but Snopes took care of that one.

 
Bondee
1238680.  Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:37 am Reply with quote

The Urban Dictionary list it as...

Quote:
Covfefe

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.


Someone (can't remember who) commented that it's a bit worrying that the man who can't type the word "coverage" is also in charge of the nuclear codes.

 
crissdee
1238692.  Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:05 am Reply with quote

I find it worrying that he is in charge of his own shoelaces!!!

 
Awitt
1239143.  Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:33 pm Reply with quote

Let alone the biggest country in the western world.

 
suze
1239150.  Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:42 pm Reply with quote

That would be Justin Trudeau, who absolutely can tie his own shoelaces.

Come to that, he can tie my shoelaces whenever he likes.

 
'yorz
1239164.  Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:52 pm Reply with quote

I can see where that is leading.

 
PDR
1239165.  Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:01 pm Reply with quote

suze wrote:
That would be Justin Trudeau, who absolutely can tie his own shoelaces.

Come to that, he can tie my shoelaces whenever he likes.


I thought you church took a strong position against shoelace-tying outside wedlock?

PDR

 
suze
1239168.  Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:32 pm Reply with quote

It's shoelace tying with a gloved hand that my church can't be doing with.

So long as the hand is ungloved and there is the possibility of touching sock - not that I wear socks very often - it's OK.

 
tetsabb
1239271.  Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:24 am Reply with quote

I get three string mugs of covfefe down each morning, unles I am on an early shift, when I manage but two.

 
crissdee
1239288.  Fri Jun 09, 2017 12:59 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
I get three string mugs

Don't they leak mate?

 
tetsabb
1239335.  Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:46 am Reply with quote

Errrrr... Strong.

 
crissdee
1239352.  Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:29 pm Reply with quote

Clearly not string/strong enough ;-)

 
Alexander Howard
1239438.  Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 am Reply with quote

Clearly he was trying to type '■', which can be done in Word with 'fe' then hitting [Alt]+X, but he forgot that on Twitface the 'Alt+X' combination does not work. He should instead have used the number pad and done [Alt]+231

Admittedly 'Cov■■' makes no sense either, but it's the sort of thing I frequently type accidentally when it is late and I need a strong cup of covfefe to keep me awake. I however try not to govern a major military power while in that condition.

 

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