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Top 3 oldest Jokes

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Jokemaster
1159962.  Wed Nov 25, 2015 5:53 am Reply with quote

1:Dateing back to the sumarians
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

2: This joke goes back to 1600BC, The pharaoh said to be the topic of this joke is King snofru.
"How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

3: Oldest british joke, written by a monk in the 10th century
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

 
tetsabb
1161936.  Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:39 pm Reply with quote

I bet Bruce Forsyth has some older.

 

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