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Who will win?
Jeb!
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Hillary
20%
 20%  [ 5 ]
Trump
16%
 16%  [ 4 ]
Sanders
20%
 20%  [ 5 ]
Chafee
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Webb
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Cruz
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Huckabee
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
Who Cares!
36%
 36%  [ 9 ]
Total Votes : 25

Dix
1328600.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:41 am Reply with quote

I bet the queen is relieved

 
Jenny
1328634.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:45 am Reply with quote

The man is a fool. But we knew that.

 
PDR
1328637.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:51 am Reply with quote

Greenland is the only other place that voted to leave the EU, while Northern Ireland wants to stay in. If we're going to actually do this damned silly thing then surely the logical thing to do would be to offer Denmark a straight swap - we'll take Greenland and they can have Northern Ireland.

Seems perfectly logical to me...

PDR

 
cornixt
1328638.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:51 am Reply with quote

And he just went and called most America Jews ignorant or disloyal. Disloyal to who though? A foreign country, to him, to their race?

 
PDR
1328639.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:58 am Reply with quote

While we're talking on this - on the radio this morning a DExEu minister (didn't get his name) was proudly announcing lots of money to address problems in the event of a no-deal exit. When John Humphries challenged him with the statement from the Portsmouth Port Authority (or someone like that) that they needed dozens more staff and lots of extra facilities to avoid the queue of trucks backing up into Surrey he joyfully announced that they were giving Portsmouth extra money to handle this exact problem. Under much pressure for details he finally disclosed that Portsmouth would be getting a massive 270,000

DUH!

PDR

[if anyone is wondering why that's a "DUH" - 270,000 will pay for two extra people provided they don't work overtime, or half of one new customs kiosk, or a few leaflets to give the marooned drivers something to read while they wait]

 
tetsabb
1328642.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:40 am Reply with quote

I wonder if Denmark will ask if they can buy Puerto Rico....

 
Alexander Howard
1328656.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:56 pm Reply with quote

I think Britain should put a bid in for a few parts of Denmark that the Danes barely notice, like the Faroe Islands, and Jutland.

 
Efros
1328658.  Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:12 pm Reply with quote

Puerto Rico would be foolish to turn it down.

 
Alexander Howard
1328684.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:21 am Reply with quote

Do you remember those old Bond films where an evil genius launches an excruciatingly complicated plot, involving hundreds of disposable extras and past-cutting-edge technology, to try to start a war between the great powers for reasons that are not well explained (maybe he has a massive short position on Wall Street)? That was before Twitter and Trump made it so much easier.

 
cornixt
1328695.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:03 am Reply with quote

It's like he's had an idea putin his head to isolate the US from its allies.

 
PDR
1328701.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:16 am Reply with quote

cornixt wrote:
It's like he's had an idea putin his head to isolate the US from its allies.


Was thet "putin" [rather than "put in"] a freudian slip - it could have been an idea Putin put in his head...

PDR

 
cornixt
1328705.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:27 pm Reply with quote

Intentional, but I tried not to make it too obvious by using a capital P. Trump is doing everything that is advantageous for Russia, it's well beyond an idiot flailing around randomly but equally it is not something he has the nous to design himself.

 
tetsabb
1328714.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:04 pm Reply with quote

A remark on the Book of Faces to the effect that, if your grandad started referring to himself as King of the Jews, and trying to buy bits of foreign countries, you would at least hide his car keys.

 
Dix
1328715.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:22 pm Reply with quote

Has the "I WANT A POLAR BEAR!" photoshop job gone your way on the Book of Faces?

 
Efros
1328716.  Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:42 pm Reply with quote

tetsabb wrote:
A remark on the Book of Faces to the effect that, if your grandad started referring to himself as King of the Jews, and trying to buy bits of foreign countries, you would at least hide his car keys.


Dunno, in some parts of this country he'd be starting a Mega Church and raising millions on Gospel TV.

 

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