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1297800.  Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:37 am Reply with quote

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Donít fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love!

6:03 AM - 5 Oct 2018

Does anybody have use for the band name The Very Rude Elevator Screamers?

1297810.  Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:06 am Reply with quote

Oh baby fuck yeah!

The Very Rude Elevator Screamers are a feminist punk collective from Portland, OR, who literally formed yesterday. With a background in Italian baroque opera, alternative rock, and homeopathic hamster yoga they hope to overcome the current divisions within the political left and see Warren/ O'Rourke 2020 come to fruition.



1297836.  Fri Oct 05, 2018 10:58 am Reply with quote


1297993.  Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:15 am Reply with quote

And a new name for us to conjure with?

1297994.  Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:21 am Reply with quote

Mais bien sur, mon ami...

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for...

Vegan Pork Roast!!!!!



1300610.  Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:40 pm Reply with quote

Vegan Pork Roast is a Meatloaf tribute band, who do a few Springsteen covers with the words changed, such as Quorn to Run and Quorn in the USA
They try to promote a healthy meat-free lifestyle.

And now, fresh from a residency at Caesar's Palace, please welcome
Scorned Beef!!!

1303850.  Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:13 am Reply with quote

Scorned Beef is actually a misheard name, it was meant to be Scorned Beats, but due to the accent of the leader, it became the product of bovines for consumption.

They have taken full advantage of this name now, playing to farmers who won't think the same about their cattle.

And now, please make welcome, Colonnaded Walkway

1321046.  Mon May 06, 2019 3:00 am Reply with quote

Seen this name today, thought it'd be appropriate for here:

Weird castanets [/b]

Big Martin
1321127.  Mon May 06, 2019 1:09 pm Reply with quote

Colonnaded Walkway have a limited repertoire of numbers, sticking largely to Handel's "Where Ere You Walk", Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Were Made For Walking" and Lou Reed's "Walk On The Wild Side". Unsurprisingly, this has earned them a reputation of being a bit too "niche" for general tastes.

So, back to Awitt's second suggestion Weird Castanets!

1352727.  Sat Jul 11, 2020 5:29 am Reply with quote

Saw something in a FB cat group today that someone suggested as a band name:

Bob and the sandals

Big Martin
1352739.  Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:19 am Reply with quote

Bob and the Sandals were touted as Essex's answer to the Beach Boys in the early 60s. After a string of flops like "Surfin' Clacton on Sea" and "Essex Girls", the boys went back to their day jobs.

Still looking for Weird Castanets.

1352751.  Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:16 am Reply with quote

Weird castanets are all you ever hoped for if you fancy flamenco fused with death metal and disco.
Heavy, distorted guitar licks, to a throbbing beat you can really move to.
And the most fabulous outfits.

Now, for your undiluted auditory pleasure, Angry Volcano Otters

1355147.  Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:31 am Reply with quote

I'm pleased to announce the acts for this year's Edgefest available as a pay per view live podcast

Dada Blacksheep
Chewball Hardcourt
Distant Deco
Hometown Tryst

and headliners
Pan's Playthings

1355171.  Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:16 am Reply with quote

Celebrity, please tell us more about these bands.😉

1355187.  Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:29 am Reply with quote

Angry Volcano Otters

Angr... - oh yeah I remember; they were formerly the rhythm section of Krakatoa Spirit and the lead singer from Otterslip Ripple with a couple of 'add ons'. Kind of like having Simon Le Bon fronting Slipknot or Graham Bonnet fronting anything at all.

You mean you haven't heard of these bands? Jeez; you guys are so un-hip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off!

Oh - OK then a quick outline of band styles:-

Dada Blacksheep provide a well-informed and coherent lyrical appraisal of life in the third decade of the twenty-first century combined with an absurdist approach to musicality expressed in terms of augmented realities in a context of ambiguous chord structure and key signature.

Chewball Hardcourt embrace a secular approach to musical styles traditionally regarded as devotional in their culture of origin. Arden Feckary, sometime keyboard player in an extremely variable stage line-up, once summed-up the bands approach as

Bach's organ works - and so does mine.

Nemassist having long been a support band this 8 piece unit have recently replaced their third and fourth bassists with a second drummer and a tenor sax leading to a more melodic approach to their particular brand of death metal.

Distant Deco will slow things down as evening hoves into view and we are soothed by the mint and almond-cream cheesecake mellowness of 'double d'. The recent download success of their superior cover of The Commodores Easy (last attempted by Faith No More if you recall that) to a largely unfamiliar post-millennial audience has lead to rumours that they will be moving further in this direction with their own version of Dock of the Bay - we can hardly wait!

Familiar to many through 2019's Bought and Isolde Hometown Tryst will be getting it together especially for Edgefest interrupting the recording sessions for their forthcoming Get A Grip album. Are the mumblings about an eighties revivalist element accurate? Watch this space.-> <-

Pan's Playthings - you know them.

Stock footage of fireworks from London's New Year 2001 celebrations and the Beijing Olympics will follow the show.


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