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Jenny
1385380.  Sat Jul 17, 2021 1:57 pm Reply with quote

And another one purloined from elsewhere on the internet (Quora I think) - my friend always refuses Novocaine when he has a filling. He wants to transcend dental medication.

 
duglasbell@hotmail.co.uk
1385933.  Fri Jul 23, 2021 11:58 am Reply with quote

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?

58.


I'll get me coat!

 
PDR
1386047.  Sun Jul 25, 2021 2:34 pm Reply with quote

I saw Andy Hamilton has stopped defending his Olympic gold medal. I heard that he's getting so good at pulling out they're making him an honorary Catholic.

PDR

 
Brock
1386048.  Sun Jul 25, 2021 2:43 pm Reply with quote

PDR wrote:
I saw Andy Hamilton has stopped defending his Olympic gold medal.


Didn't know writing sitcoms was now an Olympic sport...

(At five feet two inches, I suppose he might have won the medal for limbo dancing!)

 
suze
1386050.  Sun Jul 25, 2021 4:20 pm Reply with quote

Brock wrote:
Didn't know writing sitcoms was now an Olympic sport...


If skateboarding can be an Olympic sport ...

 
PDR
1386053.  Sun Jul 25, 2021 5:46 pm Reply with quote

Brock wrote:
PDR wrote:
I saw Andy Hamilton has stopped defending his Olympic gold medal.


Didn't know writing sitcoms was now an Olympic sport...

(At five feet two inches, I suppose he might have won the medal for limbo dancing!)


I was sure I wrote "Andy Murray"!!

I think this keyboard is after a pay rise again...

PDR

 
tetsabb
1386084.  Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:12 am Reply with quote

You write this yourself, PDR???
I had always imagined you in a vaping jacket on a chaise longue, dictating to the third under-secretary....

 
Efros
1386246.  Wed Jul 28, 2021 1:56 pm Reply with quote

Not sure of the veracity of this but it doesn't seem out of character for Bader.

 
Brock
1386248.  Wed Jul 28, 2021 2:19 pm Reply with quote

Short memory?

post 1313775

 
Efros
1386258.  Wed Jul 28, 2021 5:13 pm Reply with quote

Depends on your definition of short I suppose.

 
Brock
1386269.  Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:13 am Reply with quote

I first heard that joke around 40 years ago, so to me two years is a very short period of time!

 
Awitt
1386271.  Thu Jul 29, 2021 3:10 am Reply with quote

What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

 
tetsabb
1386290.  Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:32 am Reply with quote

What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo-bees.

As told by A Davies on a comedy panel show in the not too distant past.

 
Efros
1386345.  Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:21 am Reply with quote

Will Tarantino

 
PDR
1386424.  Sat Jul 31, 2021 4:49 pm Reply with quote

 

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