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QI Individual
46036.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:21 pm Reply with quote

I know.... And the stuff is getting everywhere.....

What to do......

 
QI Individual
46037.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:25 pm Reply with quote

There is now even evidence that it is present inside the bodies of every man, woman and child on the planet. Even in the remotest area's in the world.

 
Gray
46085.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:39 pm Reply with quote

I've heard that some people even drink it. And even mix it with Scotch, for heaven's sake!

 
laidbacklazyman
46089.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:50 pm Reply with quote

ooh there's only one thing to put in a measure of scotch. And thats another one

 
Quaintly Ignorant
46091.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:52 pm Reply with quote

It was also the foundation of Bruce Lee's combat philosophy.

Flow like Dihydrogen oxide, my friend. WATTTAH

 
mckeonj
46094.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:07 pm Reply with quote

and what about hydrocarbon hydroxide?

 
gerontius grumpus
46108.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:21 pm Reply with quote

I need to drink it every day. I don't think I could live without it.

 
violetriga
46121.  Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:47 pm Reply with quote

Some say that it freezes faster if it is hot than if it is cold...


"Some say..."? I feel like I should be talking about The Stig!

 
Caradoc
47559.  Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:54 pm Reply with quote

Following the severe damage inflicted on New Orleans by an incursion of dihydrogen monoxide a research centre has been set up

 
Stressed parent
47711.  Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:18 pm Reply with quote

At cold temperatures it can be found as a soft white powder.

This white powder often sends children into a hyper excited state, and they have to discourage from eating it in its yellow form.

 
Woodsman
47840.  Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:41 am Reply with quote

I see that this hasn't been taken as a serious matter. It must be dihydrogen oxide fatigue (DOF).

doffs hat to posters

 
Celebaelin
47846.  Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:58 am Reply with quote

When separated into its component parts by something as simple as the passage of an electric current dihydrogen oxide results in an explosive mix of gasses of massive destructive potential.

 
mckeonj
47890.  Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:40 pm Reply with quote

Often represented by the formula H2O, it is more properly represented H.OH

 
mckeonj
47893.  Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:53 pm Reply with quote

Another interesting thing about dihydrogen oxide is that it tastes good to drink, unless it is pure, when it tastes disgusting.

 
Sesquipedalian
52326.  Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:57 am Reply with quote

I thought it was called "di-hydrogen monoxide"?

 

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