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941796.  Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:01 pm Reply with quote

Q. If you and a friend go to Europe, how long will it take you to get from kissing to petting to fucking?

A. A couple of hours.

The village of Kissing is about 143 km (89 miles) from the village of Petting, both being in Bavaria. The village of Fucking is just across the border in Austria.,_Bavaria,_Bavaria,_Austria

941799.  Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:23 pm Reply with quote

Kissing is 142 kilometers from Fucking, as we learned in post 861738.

I've occasionally thought that that would be a fun slogan for a T-shirt. As I noted on that earlier occasion, it would certainly strike a chord with some of the girls that I teach - but isn't really the sort of thing I'm supposed to talk about in class.

941835.  Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:08 am Reply with quote

It seems you can get from Petting to Fucking without touching Kissing...

941836.  Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:15 am Reply with quote

Please calm down, my feverish brain.
*scuttles off for another coffee*

941909.  Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:06 am Reply with quote

I've got the voice of Gene Pitney in my head singing "Only 142 kilometres from Fucking..."

941912.  Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:24 am Reply with quote

What medication are you on?! Gene never went metric...

941924.  Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:22 am Reply with quote

Well, he never came out of the closet about it :)

942788.  Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:10 pm Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
Please calm down, my feverish brain.
*scuttles off for another coffee*

Caffeine is a stimulant -- I think you need summat to calm you, rather than a stimulant, dear

942791.  Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:17 pm Reply with quote

decaf ok?

942816.  Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:19 pm Reply with quote

So who is up for a QI meet-up/tour of southern Germany/Austria?

But then West Sussex has a good place name.

My colleagues Alan and Kirsten

942832.  Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:03 am Reply with quote

Can you please not reduce this thread to the level of smut? Thank you.

942833.  Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:05 am Reply with quote

It's just a camera he's holding in his hand. pete sake!
*rolling eyes*

943007.  Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:53 pm Reply with quote

And while in Fucking you can drink a local beer, carefully named Fucking Hell.


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943022.  Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:23 am Reply with quote

Will this do, Jen?

943123.  Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:19 am Reply with quote

Thanks 'yorz :-)


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