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Starfish13
924984.  Wed Jul 18, 2012 5:33 pm Reply with quote

A kipper is a whole herring that has been split from head to tail, gutted and cold smoked.

Not to be confused with a bloater, which is a herring that has been cold smoked without gutting. Or a buckling, which is a herring which has been gutted and hot smoked. Or a smokie which is not a herring, but a haddock, that has been split and hot smoked.

 
mckeonj
925035.  Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:50 am Reply with quote

One of my father's jokes:
Do kippers swim folded or flat?

 
Starfish13
925077.  Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:37 am Reply with quote

It's the fastest fish in the ocean...

...as it swims flat-out!

 
aTao
925126.  Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:36 pm Reply with quote

Then theres the kipper tie, a hot beverage.

 
mckeonj
925152.  Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:03 pm Reply with quote

'Kip' is slang for a bed, and a 'kipper' is a sleeper thereon.
Folk etymology has it that this harks back to common lodging houses, where the communal bed was simply a rope strung across the room under the shoulders of the sleepers, who looked like kippers hung up in the smoke house.
Folk may be right, it is one of their words.

 

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