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Phoenixflyhigh
916678.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:19 am Reply with quote

I like the idea of not giving them sense of pride thing...

 
Phoenixflyhigh
916679.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:19 am Reply with quote

How can I purchase a warranty?

 
mckeonj
916730.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:14 am Reply with quote

Phoenixflyhigh wrote:
How can I purchase a warranty?

Go to a shop that sells warranties, like Currys.

 
'yorz
916737.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:45 am Reply with quote

Allow them to get filthy.

 
CB27
916747.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:10 am Reply with quote

Hmmmm, Curried children....

 
Strawberry
916748.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:11 am Reply with quote

You want to have children with edwina currie? :P

 
Phoenixflyhigh
919944.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:40 am Reply with quote

Hi,
I was thinking of buying or gifting them something whose value increases with time?

 
'yorz
919945.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:44 am Reply with quote

A pension scheme?

 
PDR
919991.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:47 am Reply with quote

I thought he said "increases" - the only thing about a pension that increases with time is its cost (unless you're a teacher or a doctor, of course).

PDR

 
Jenny
920068.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:48 am Reply with quote

Phoenixflyhigh wrote:
Hi,
I was thinking of buying or gifting them something whose value increases with time?


Hmm - my spidey-sense is tingling here, and I feel we may shortly be offered some spiced pork product that involves a purchase 'whose value increases with time'. Let it be known that any commercial link regarding such an offering will promptly be deleted from these boards.

 
'yorz
920086.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:06 pm Reply with quote

Finally. I was wondering when you would twig ;-p

 
Jenny
920087.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:07 pm Reply with quote

Oh it has been tingling all along, but the tingle just got a lot stronger.

 
Phoenixflyhigh
922787.  Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:10 am Reply with quote

Hi..
I am really sorry if I offended someone here.. not looking for money.. just some advice..

 
CB27
922791.  Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:30 am Reply with quote

We're nice once you get to know us.

Well, some of us are, not me....

:)

 
Phoenixflyhigh
922792.  Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:32 am Reply with quote

Thank you for the heads up CB27... ;)

 

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