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Phoenixflyhigh
916580.  Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:11 pm Reply with quote

Hello,

I would like to know about, how can we guarantee future of children?

 
PDR
916619.  Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:21 pm Reply with quote

Purchase a warranty

PDR

 
Jenny
916625.  Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:04 pm Reply with quote

Never feed them tinned pork products.

 
Arcane
916647.  Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:36 pm Reply with quote

"Teach them well and let them lead the way, show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiiide".

 
exnihilo
916676.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:05 am Reply with quote

Best not give them a 'sense of pride' though, ego is the root of all evil.

 
Phoenixflyhigh
916678.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:19 am Reply with quote

I like the idea of not giving them sense of pride thing...

 
Phoenixflyhigh
916679.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:19 am Reply with quote

How can I purchase a warranty?

 
mckeonj
916730.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:14 am Reply with quote

Phoenixflyhigh wrote:
How can I purchase a warranty?

Go to a shop that sells warranties, like Currys.

 
'yorz
916737.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:45 am Reply with quote

Allow them to get filthy.

 
CB27
916747.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:10 am Reply with quote

Hmmmm, Curried children....

 
Strawberry
916748.  Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:11 am Reply with quote

You want to have children with edwina currie? :P

 
Phoenixflyhigh
919944.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:40 am Reply with quote

Hi,
I was thinking of buying or gifting them something whose value increases with time?

 
'yorz
919945.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:44 am Reply with quote

A pension scheme?

 
PDR
919991.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:47 am Reply with quote

I thought he said "increases" - the only thing about a pension that increases with time is its cost (unless you're a teacher or a doctor, of course).

PDR

 
Jenny
920068.  Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:48 am Reply with quote

Phoenixflyhigh wrote:
Hi,
I was thinking of buying or gifting them something whose value increases with time?


Hmm - my spidey-sense is tingling here, and I feel we may shortly be offered some spiced pork product that involves a purchase 'whose value increases with time'. Let it be known that any commercial link regarding such an offering will promptly be deleted from these boards.

 

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