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MOSES
911548.  Fri May 25, 2012 2:04 am Reply with quote

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MAN IN LIFE IS NOT BOUND TO DOING GOOD TO HIS NEIGHBOURS AND RECEIVING REWARDS ON THIS EARTH BUT MAN'S REWARDS AWAIT HIM IN HEAVEN AFTER HIS DEATH OR AT THE END OF THE WORLD.MY BEST FRIENDS,I AGE YOU TO DO GOOD TO PEOPLE WITHOUT DEMANDING ANY REWARD ON THIS EARTH BUT CHRIST JESUS WILL SURELY REWARD YOU WHEN HE COMES THE SECOND TIME.JUST BELIEVE AND HAVE FAITH.

 
Celebaelin
911561.  Fri May 25, 2012 4:20 am Reply with quote

MOSES wrote:
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MY BEST FRIENDS,I AGE YOU...

Only in that you waste everybody's time. Which particular semi-literate, self-appointed arbiter of morality are you quoting?

 
Arcane
911565.  Fri May 25, 2012 4:57 am Reply with quote

I HATE SHOUTY CAPS.

I ALSO HATE RELIGION BEING FORCED DOWN MY THROAT.

MOSES, GET DOWN ORF YOUR MOUNTAIN.

(and leave your tablets behind)

 
Efros
911568.  Fri May 25, 2012 5:06 am Reply with quote

SHURELY NEEDS TO KEEP TAKING 'EM, THE TABLETS THAT IS, CAN WE HAVE THE COTTON WOOL FROM THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE TO STICK IN OUR EARS?

 
aTao
911590.  Fri May 25, 2012 6:24 am Reply with quote

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WHAT AWAITS MAN AFTER DEATH?

 
Arcane
911592.  Fri May 25, 2012 6:55 am Reply with quote

Efros wrote:
SHURELY NEEDS TO KEEP TAKING 'EM, THE TABLETS THAT IS, CAN WE HAVE THE COTTON WOOL FROM THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE TO STICK IN OUR EARS?


You still get cotton wool in your medication bottles? O.o

What luxury.

Why, when I was a young 'un....

 
exnihilo
911614.  Fri May 25, 2012 9:09 am Reply with quote

Cracking picture, aTao. Can't tell you how often I've wanted a concrete donkey or an exploding sheep*, generally during faculty meetings.



* I always chuckled at the name in the French instructions: le mouton explosif.


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Jenny
911615.  Fri May 25, 2012 9:13 am Reply with quote

I'm not quite sure what Moses hopes to achieve on this site with that post, but the consequences are funny enough to make it worth leaving the post alone, I think, unless it mysteriously turns spammy later.

 
Arcane
911724.  Fri May 25, 2012 6:38 pm Reply with quote

What awaits us after death.

 
Neotenic
911746.  Fri May 25, 2012 9:55 pm Reply with quote

I think it's just a bit of a shame that the Beatitudes did not include the line 'Blessed are the punctuators, because they will be clearly understood'.

 
Posital
911771.  Sat May 26, 2012 5:09 am Reply with quote

Damn, I posted past this threads use-by date...

 
Bondee
911952.  Sun May 27, 2012 7:44 am Reply with quote

MOSES wrote:
COMES


Huh, huh, huh...

 
Arcane
911953.  Sun May 27, 2012 7:46 am Reply with quote

 
tetsabb
915535.  Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:18 pm Reply with quote

Hmm, no mention of WOMAN -- it's all MAN and HIM and HIS.
So what are you gals gonna get?

 
Strawberry
915536.  Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:23 pm Reply with quote

Fewer capital letters?


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