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Things you would say to your clothes but not your boyfriend

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901691.  Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:35 am Reply with quote

I thought I would start one for the Laydeeze

901693.  Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:39 am Reply with quote

"You're too small."

901714.  Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:31 pm Reply with quote

"Oooh! A mini!"

901715.  Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:34 pm Reply with quote

"How did that get so creased?"

901806.  Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:29 pm Reply with quote

"In the washing machine you go!"

911096.  Wed May 23, 2012 1:04 am Reply with quote

You are so out of style, I'll give you to the Salvation Army

911260.  Wed May 23, 2012 1:52 pm Reply with quote

"Second hand tat"

988226.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:19 am Reply with quote

"I'll tidy you up in the morning"

988282.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:50 pm Reply with quote

"I'll deal with you later."

988284.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:57 pm Reply with quote

"I'd better put a stitch in that before it falls off."

"I wish it would stay up."

988287.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:04 pm Reply with quote

"It looks like one is shorter than the other"

"It feels a bit tight"

988289.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:08 pm Reply with quote

"I'm sure it didn't used to be that shape".

988303.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:16 pm Reply with quote

"Gimme that razor - then I can slice those lumpy bits off"

"There's a bit sticking out from underneath"

"I always let it drip dry"

"Careful now - your hair will get stuck between the zip"

"If you stand on that chair, then I don't have to bend so deep"

"That looks nice! Just above the knees!"

"It's gone all baggy now - shall I try and wash it on 90 degrees?"

"It's really far too small for me now - perhaps my little niece would like it?"

988329.  Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:17 pm Reply with quote

'I wish auntie would stop giving me her cast-offs. They're always so grey and limp, and shrunken beyond recognition.'

988347.  Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:13 am Reply with quote

"I wish I'd got the next size up."


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