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'yorz
1201893.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:38 pm Reply with quote

Time to turn down the volume.

 
Alfred E Neuman
1201895.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:47 pm Reply with quote

Nothing a little extra ram won't cure.

 
'yorz
1201897.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:10 pm Reply with quote

I have no idea what's wrong with you but it really pisses me off. Better take you to that local lad so he can have a poke around.

 
Efros
1201898.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:23 pm Reply with quote

Just going to poke in there and a peek there.

 
tetsabb
1201906.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:17 pm Reply with quote

Will you promise to behave if I take your cover off?

 
Spud McLaren
1201911.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:23 pm Reply with quote

I think you have a contagious virus from your previous user's floppy.

 
'yorz
1201920.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:08 pm Reply with quote

:-D

 
'yorz
1201921.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:10 pm Reply with quote

I'll get the vacuum cleaner out; you've got half a lunch stuck down there.

 
Spud McLaren
1201923.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:17 pm Reply with quote

Your colon isn't responding to my strokes, and your P's looking a bit ropey too.

 
Spud McLaren
1201927.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:46 pm Reply with quote

I can only use two fingers on you and I can't see what I'm doing at this angle.

 
Spud McLaren
1201928.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:56 pm Reply with quote

Once I've got it unzipped it'll be a lot bigger and I'll have to decide where to put it.

 
'yorz
1201939.  Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:54 am Reply with quote

You truly unleashed that hidden beast, haven't you, Spud? :-D

 
Spud McLaren
1201976.  Thu Aug 18, 2016 12:04 pm Reply with quote

Hidden?

 
tetsabb
1234046.  Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:35 pm Reply with quote

Now that's what I call an input/output error.

 
tetsabb
1236314.  Fri May 05, 2017 10:31 am Reply with quote

"You never let me get away with trivial errors, do you?"

 

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