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'yorz
1019781.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:46 am Reply with quote

I think I'll have to give you a wipe; you look rather grubby

 
chrisboote
1019783.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:49 am Reply with quote

'yorz wrote:
I think I'll have to give you a wipe; you look rather grubby


Snorfle
You now owe me a new keyboard
Although I do now have freshly sluiced sinuses

 
'yorz
1019784.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:51 am Reply with quote

wish I could say the same :( CHOO

 
'yorz
1019792.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:10 am Reply with quote

How come your battery seems to empty rather quickly, recently?

 
chrisboote
1019800.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:18 am Reply with quote

I reckon you could do with some more memory

 
Efros
1019803.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:26 am Reply with quote

Now if I stick it in this hole here will it work better?

 
Troux
1019810.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:37 am Reply with quote

I'm gonna let my friends play with you for a while.

 
'yorz
1019815.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:03 pm Reply with quote

Sorry, Officer, I've no idea where she got those pictures.

 
bemahan
1019829.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:36 pm Reply with quote

I'm just going to run a virus check on you.

 
bemahan
1019830.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:39 pm Reply with quote

My last one was so much better. Didn't take nearly as long to warm up.

 
'yorz
1019832.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:46 pm Reply with quote

Why don't you put everything where I tell you to put them?!

 
bemahan
1019833.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:48 pm Reply with quote

Why do you keep making that weird noise?

 
Posital
1019884.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:13 pm Reply with quote

Why are you venting so much air?

 
tetsabb
1020159.  Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:11 pm Reply with quote

I prefer my palm-top

 
Troux
1020235.  Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:26 pm Reply with quote

You've been irritable lately, maybe it's time for a pad.

 

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