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What would you say to your computer, but not your girfriend?

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Gavin
900353.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:48 pm Reply with quote

Like the car, post in funny comments about what you would say to or about your computer, but you wouldn't say to your girlfriend.

 
Gavin
900354.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:48 pm Reply with quote

"Let go of my floppy!"

 
nitwit02
900388.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:25 pm Reply with quote

My hard drive needs wiping.

 
NinOfEden
900528.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:20 am Reply with quote

The only thing I ever say to my computer is 'Good morning/afternoon/evening, Arthur'.

 
Strawberry
900532.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:23 am Reply with quote

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

 
bemahan
900599.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:27 am Reply with quote

Which button do I press?

 
Gavin
900709.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:59 pm Reply with quote

I'm going to dump this and get the new model.

 
nitwit02
900718.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:24 pm Reply with quote

What's that slot for?

 
bemahan
900924.  Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:18 pm Reply with quote

I'm going to defrag it and see if that helps.

 
chrisboote
1018307.  Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:14 am Reply with quote

"I wish you'd stop going down on me"

 
Troux
1019282.  Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:11 am Reply with quote

Abort.

 
'yorz
1019306.  Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:49 pm Reply with quote

"Oh for pete sake why do I have identify myself every time I want to enter that domain?"

 
Troux
1019327.  Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:30 pm Reply with quote

I trust you with my porn.

 
tetsabb
1019341.  Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:34 am Reply with quote

"Those hackers have been all over you again, haven't they?"

 
chrisboote
1019732.  Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:15 am Reply with quote

Troux wrote:
I trust you with my porn.

I trust you with my passwords

 

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