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What would you say to your computer, but not your girfriend?

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1020276.  Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:51 am Reply with quote

You have an interface with someone else, don't you?

1020292.  Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:04 am Reply with quote

At least with you I can enjoy the long train journey in the Quiet Coach.

1201875.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:16 am Reply with quote

You're old, time to replace you.

1201893.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:38 pm Reply with quote

Time to turn down the volume.

Alfred E Neuman
1201895.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:47 pm Reply with quote

Nothing a little extra ram won't cure.

1201897.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:10 pm Reply with quote

I have no idea what's wrong with you but it really pisses me off. Better take you to that local lad so he can have a poke around.

1201898.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:23 pm Reply with quote

Just going to poke in there and a peek there.

1201906.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:17 pm Reply with quote

Will you promise to behave if I take your cover off?

Spud McLaren
1201911.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:23 pm Reply with quote

I think you have a contagious virus from your previous user's floppy.

1201920.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:08 pm Reply with quote


1201921.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:10 pm Reply with quote

I'll get the vacuum cleaner out; you've got half a lunch stuck down there.

Spud McLaren
1201923.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:17 pm Reply with quote

Your colon isn't responding to my strokes, and your P's looking a bit ropey too.

Spud McLaren
1201927.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:46 pm Reply with quote

I can only use two fingers on you and I can't see what I'm doing at this angle.

Spud McLaren
1201928.  Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:56 pm Reply with quote

Once I've got it unzipped it'll be a lot bigger and I'll have to decide where to put it.

1201939.  Thu Aug 18, 2016 2:54 am Reply with quote

You truly unleashed that hidden beast, haven't you, Spud? :-D


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