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What would you say about your car, but not your girlfriend?

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Spud McLaren
900189.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:51 am Reply with quote

"I've been putting her up on bricks and giving her bottom a good scrape."

 
tetsabb
900200.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:26 pm Reply with quote

"A little run down the motorway really clears out the tubes."

"Yes it is getting a bit elderly, but a bit of T-cut should make a world of difference"

 
'yorz
900206.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:38 pm Reply with quote

There's some strange noise coming from underneath.

 
tetsabb
900235.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:17 pm Reply with quote

"Goes well in the wet"

 
Spud McLaren
900250.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:09 pm Reply with quote

"I've tried greasing her up & turning her over with my hand, but I think the spark's gone."

 
'yorz
900254.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:22 pm Reply with quote

Can you rev her while she's moving?

 
Spud McLaren
900264.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:19 pm Reply with quote

"It's costing me too much in maintenance - the only way I can afford her is by hiring her out by the hour."

 
'yorz
900266.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:23 pm Reply with quote

The symptoms are persisting; I think she needs servicing.

 
PDR
900267.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:27 pm Reply with quote

The old ones are just too much agro. Far better to dump them for a younger model every couple of years.

PDR

PS - how did we end up with such a non-PC thread on here?

 
'yorz
900285.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:49 pm Reply with quote

Blame the newbie.

 
Strawberry
900295.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:00 pm Reply with quote

(Gavin isn't that new; he joined in October.)

 
Gavin
900356.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:50 pm Reply with quote

How do you know (oh right).

She's going downhill fast!

 
nitwit02
900387.  Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:23 pm Reply with quote

I'm afraid she needs a re-bore.

 
PDR
900517.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:53 am Reply with quote

I don't know about the car itself, but I would be more likely to trust my satnave for directions...

PDR

 
PDR
900518.  Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:56 am Reply with quote

...actually thinking about it there's also some of the newer Fords that can be trusted to park properly as well...

PDR

 

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