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Spud McLaren
891144.  Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:27 am Reply with quote

Bearing in mind the coulds, mays, explorings and inviteds in this Grauniad report, I wondered what forum members thought.

891149.  Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:42 am Reply with quote

There's nothing new.

891168.  Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:05 am Reply with quote

I'm bidding for the "suspect accidentally fell downstairs during questioning even though the station is a single storey building" franchise.

891187.  Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:16 pm Reply with quote

"Watson, you will probably give this case a title like 'The adventure of the complete and utter cock-up'"

891250.  Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:31 pm Reply with quote

I caught this story on the BBC website this morning and thought for a moment it must be April 1st. Apparently not.

What worries me is that our bastard Stephen Harper may try it over here.

891288.  Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:08 am Reply with quote

What staggers me is that anybody could conceivably think this would save anybody any money.

891294.  Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:32 am Reply with quote

I have also bid for the catering franchise as I have the world monopoly on what policepersons like best in their sandwiches: truncheon meat.

Spud McLaren
891424.  Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:14 pm Reply with quote

djgordy wrote:
...truncheon meat.
I have a copy of the "Guide to Chinese Eating" by Kenneth Lo, in which is contained a recipe for "long-simmered orange-flavoured ox penis". Is that what you had in mind?
Jenny wrote:
What staggers me is that anybody could conceivably think this would save anybody any money.
That thought crossed my mind too, Jenny. I think it will, if it comes to pass, merely prove to be a way to transfer the invoices to another department.


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