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crissdee
1390941.  Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:07 pm Reply with quote

I have to say that the Insignia which was my last company car gave me no trouble whatsoever, and was easily the best suited to the job in hand of the three that I had. The 1 series BMW was by far the best driving machine, but really not big enough for work. The Civic hybrid was just a huge steaming pile of rancid weasel vomit that happened to have decent seats and brakes.

 
Jenny
1390983.  Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:20 am Reply with quote

The chief virtue of that particular Nova was that at the time I could afford it.

 
tetsabb
1390998.  Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:45 pm Reply with quote

One time when I lived in Brighton, my car was being serviced, and the garage lent me a Nova for the day. I was pootling towards a roundabout in Rottingdean and thought I would apply the foot brake.
Nothing
Pressed harder.
Nothing.
Applied handbrake, gently. Slowed down.
I did not enjoy my day's motoring.

 
Efros
1391698.  Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:36 am Reply with quote

Oglaf today

 
cornixt
1391791.  Mon Oct 04, 2021 10:07 am Reply with quote

That's one of the more tame Oglaf cartoons.

 
Celebaelin
1391844.  Tue Oct 05, 2021 7:33 am Reply with quote

Yes, but everyone who's played a wizard up to medium level knows the feeling of being down to the last spell in the bag that may not be entirely apposite (though not necessarily involving the sticky resin out of the arse part).

Braveheart made fun of the last part but I always thought that Web would make more sense if it worked that way.

 
crissdee
1391885.  Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:20 pm Reply with quote

Browsing Bookface Placemarket, and I encountered the following image;



Try and guess what it is being used to advertise, I am virtually certain you will be wrong. I will white out the answer below.


CHILDREN'S PARTIES.

WTAF???????

 
tetsabb
1391919.  Wed Oct 06, 2021 5:27 am Reply with quote

Educational, for sure...

 
Jenny
1391956.  Wed Oct 06, 2021 2:18 pm Reply with quote

Erm... I'm not quite seeing the connection between that image and children's parties!

 
extremophilesheep
1392010.  Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:44 am Reply with quote

In order to have a children's party, you first need to make at least more than one child or it won't be a party.

If that's the description for a stock image, it's one of the funnier ones and I have seen a few.

 
tetsabb
1392688.  Fri Oct 15, 2021 6:11 pm Reply with quote

I see that the enquiry into the murder of David Aimess is being led by counter-terrorism officers. Are we to deduce from that that the suspect has brown skin?

 

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