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874005.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:36 am Reply with quote

I Joined the QI forum yesterday
Trouble is I have nothing to say
Expecting wit and banter back
But can’t think about anything to chat.
Watched QI again last night
Brian Blessed what a fright
Some good laughs, some a bit risqué
Glad Alan won, it was his day.
Gonna go now things to do
Nothing interesting, I’ll leave that to you.

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874011.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:46 am Reply with quote

i declare, with great decorum,
that you are welcome to this forum!
there are plenty of people here with whom to chat
but you'll soon discover more of that.
you'll soon see, you'll have fun in our little group
with (among others) Bemahan, Janet, Mike, Bondee and Soup.
so sit down, relax, and have some e-tea,
you'll settle in just fine, you'll see.
now i only have one more thing to say
(and then i'll just be on my way)
kia ora, hello, guten tag, and ola
dear new forum member Pola.

874012.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:54 am Reply with quote

Pola; intrests varied; stays in blighty - you say.
You're very welcome coming here - to play.
We all have fun - but each in our own way.
Hope you'll enjoy - and bring yourself to stay.

Spud McLaren
874013.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:58 am Reply with quote

I love the way you've taken time
to marshall all your thoughts in rhyme.
My hope is that one so astute
to the Limericks thread will contribute.
Not all of us on here are brainy
though it helps to be a littly zany.
Now, with your e-tea, if you'll risk it
I hope you'll choose a small e-biscuit.
I'm sure we'll find that you're no dud,
so welcome, friend!
Regards, from

874016.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:03 am Reply with quote

I don't have time
To think of a rhyme
For the last line
Of this verse of mine
'Cos I think it's fine
As it is.

(PS, hello Pola.)

874017.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:05 am Reply with quote

oh, this thread is going to be fun!!
i hope it'll have a good long run.
well done, pola, on your first day
continue like this, and we might let you stay.

874021.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:11 am Reply with quote

Hello to Postial and to Spud
Hope you won't find me a dud
School I never finsihed you know
So I have to learn, and a long way to go
Glad you took the time to write
Hope I am not a blessed fright.
Happy New year to you and yours
Need to go now before I show my flaws
Promise I will learn to spell
My new resolution I hope I do well

874022.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:18 am Reply with quote

To orablu and nin of eden, I say hello to you
And wish you both a very Happy new year too.
I will try to act with the expected decorum
Now I have been welcomed to this forum
Got to go, vistiors at the door
Will be back later, to talk some more

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874027.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:42 am Reply with quote


874031.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:48 am Reply with quote

Hi Cherry Coke thanks for the welcome
Its given me a lift from boredom
I am ready for the new year to come
Longer days and maybe some sun.
Wishing you well one and all
I hope tonight you have a ball

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874036.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:08 am Reply with quote

There was a young lady from blighty
She sat on the computer still wearing her nightie
The trouble with that
she didn't look where she sat
The mouse is now gone,
and the keybord squashed flat
Her husband is now angry, and quite rightly

874092.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:07 pm Reply with quote

For a bit of fun
Let's see if you can
Write some rhymes
That actually scan.

874099.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:17 pm Reply with quote

A rural scan, a scanty rhyme
some people don't actually really care.
And as for speling.
Dont get mii started.

(Di dum di dum... err... farted.)

874104.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:33 pm Reply with quote

okay let me give it a try
a few more minutes won't make me cry
I try my best and if you can't see
it's tough on you but not on me x x

874105.  Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:34 pm Reply with quote

Hi Pola,

Whatever it is that makes you tic
I hope it includes a decent polemic
Cos there's always need for those
to divert us from our other woes
It often derails in persnal slight
to some bystanders' great delight.
I won't disclose for whom to beware
Just launch into it, teef and arse bare.

What a great entrance. Welcome!

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