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872958.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:51 pm Reply with quote

Won't make a helluva difference.

872963.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:03 pm Reply with quote

Arcane wrote:
With Arcanette and myself having done performing in various things (eisteddfods, sporting events, charity do's, school stuff)...

He did take water and rice cakes with him. If it had been something like a school or charity function I wouldn't have commented (altho' in our experience they usually provide squash/biscuits), but this was a professional concert at a rather upmarket venue with tickets costing up to £34.50!

872967.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:15 pm Reply with quote

we basically assume that nothing will be provided for us, so we take our own supplies. I recall on one occasion when Arcanette performed at function where a person of rather high standing in the community drunkenly offered to send the performers a Christmas present by way of thanks. That Christmas present never came. Very dissolusioning...

872969.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:20 pm Reply with quote

I shouldn't have left the animals in charge of the soup while I was out. I came back and not a creature was stirring...

872972.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:32 pm Reply with quote

Tee hee!

Spud McLaren
872974.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:39 pm Reply with quote

Time to retire for the night.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

872975.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:40 pm Reply with quote

Same to you and yourz, Spud :)

872978.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:27 pm Reply with quote

On Regretsy we were talking of caganers (which we here should remember from QI) and someone chipped in with this:
My favourite Spanish bar has a nativity scene where not just the caganer but EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER is shitting.

The oxen are shitting. The sheep are shitting.

Joseph is shitting, so is Holy Mother Mary who has just given birth: natch, she is shitting.

SBJ is shitting. No diapers.

The wise men are shitting.

And best of all, all the angels in heaven are coming down from on high, shitting.

Itís a beautiful thing.

Sadly, no photos are available.

872980.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:51 pm Reply with quote

I wish you hadn't posted that. This is worse than seeing a picture.
I want a picture.

872983.  Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:31 pm Reply with quote

Merry Christmas everyone.

872984.  Sun Dec 25, 2011 12:28 am Reply with quote

You too, Cel :)

872988.  Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:59 am Reply with quote

RLDavies wrote:
SBJ is shitting. No diapers.

Had to remind myself for a sec of the correct order of the letters that form SJB's forum name.

872997.  Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:26 am Reply with quote

Yup, I had the same semi-Youlgreave moment!

872998.  Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:29 am Reply with quote


873045.  Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:45 am Reply with quote

The saddest Christmas story is the story of the boy,
Who had 10,000 batteries, but not a single toy.


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