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Uncle Fred
619898.  Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:38 am Reply with quote

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On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle of aunts, even if those of another, was an unnerving one. Reminding myself that in this life it is not aunts that matter, but the courage that one brings to them, I pulled myself together


--P.G. Wodehouse

The last sentence is a pretty good attitude for life in general, I feel..

 
suze
621141.  Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:19 pm Reply with quote

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I'm not the cleverest person in the world; that's Stephen Fry.


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Oh, I've eaten swan twice ... I thought it tasted rather like moorhen.


Both Clarissa Dickson Wright.

 
jdean
621196.  Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:45 pm Reply with quote

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Never kick a dog up the arse if you have your hand in it's mouth


My father.

The only good advice he was able to give me.

 
Starfish13
621240.  Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:09 am Reply with quote

suze wrote:
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Oh, I've eaten swan twice ... I thought it tasted rather like moorhen.


Both Clarissa Dickson Wright.


Eagle? It would taste like osprey, but not as fishy.

My Dad

 
cherrycoke
621293.  Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:43 am Reply with quote

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"Being able to choose your friends is God's way of apologising for lumping you with your family"



My Dad

 
Davini994
639562.  Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:47 pm Reply with quote

Charlie Brooker on Mariah Carey:

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Her singing voice wavers up and down through the octaves, like someone slowly tuning a shortwave radio in search of an authentic emotion.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/23/charlie-brooker-mariah-carey

 
zomgmouse
639643.  Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:37 pm Reply with quote

"The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next." - Cyril Connolly

 
zomgmouse
639644.  Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:42 pm Reply with quote

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H.L. Mencken

 
zomgmouse
639714.  Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:53 am Reply with quote

"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers." - Thomas Pynchon

 
zomgmouse
640045.  Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:11 pm Reply with quote

"I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear." - Karl Kraus

 
zomgmouse
642864.  Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:35 am Reply with quote

"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" - Jules Feiffer

 
zomgmouse
643359.  Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:08 pm Reply with quote

"If there were a verb meaning 'to believe falsely,' it would not have any significant first person, present indicative." - Ludwig Wittgenstein

 
Zaphod Beeblebrox
647627.  Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:25 pm Reply with quote

"Nothing in the world delights a truly religious people so much as consigning them to eternal damnation" (James Hogg)

 
Davini994
657624.  Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:00 pm Reply with quote

Quentin Tarantino wrote:
I believe Thomas Edison invented the camera to film people beating the shit out of each other.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jan/12/quentin-tarantino-bafta

 
Spud McLaren
657650.  Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:56 pm Reply with quote

Davini994 wrote:
Charlie Brooker on Mariah Carey:

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Her singing voice wavers up and down through the octaves, like someone slowly tuning a shortwave radio in search of an authentic emotion.
Brooker omits "...and never finding one."

 

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