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You Can't Hurry Phil Collins

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846735.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:14 am Reply with quote

In one of our local boozers, there's a jukebox of the older electronic kind. It has a display screen that doesn't really have room for both an artist and a song title and tends to abbreviate the title and smoosh it together with the artist (or just smoosh if the title is short already), creating such classic tracks as

You Can't Hurry Phil Collins

I'd Do Anything for Meat Loaf


Nothing Compares 2 Sinead O'Connor

Any more we can suggest?

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846759.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:20 am Reply with quote

Tell me why I don't like The Boomtown Rats

846794.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:45 am Reply with quote

Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round Tony Orlando

846815.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:19 am Reply with quote

Dedicated Follower of The Kinks

Spoilt Victorian
846818.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:27 am Reply with quote

Chasing Adele
There's a Moon In The Sky Called The B-52s
There's More To Life Than Björk
I Don't Know What To Do With My Buzzcocks
I Can't Hardly Stand The Cramps
John, I'm Only David Bowie
I Think I'm Garbage
Do You Wanna Touch Gary Glitter
The Bitterest Jam
I Kissed Katy Perry
Fat Bottomed Queen
Stop Me If You Think You've Heard The Smiths

~ V

846832.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:05 am Reply with quote

Ride A White T Rex
Love Is All Troggs
Money Can't Buy Beatles
Me And The Housemartins

Ian Dunn
846886.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:35 pm Reply with quote

God Save The Sex Pistols
Wish You Were Pink Floyd
Knowing Me, Knowing ABBA
I Bet You Look Good On The Arctic Monkeys
Coffee & Blur
My Favourite Cardigans
I Fought The Clash
Reasons to be Ian Dury
She's Lost Joy Division
The Man With The Child in Kate Bush
The Importance of Being Oasis
Exit Music (For Radiohead)
Don't You (Forget About Simple Minds)
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill U2

Spud McLaren
846903.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:06 pm Reply with quote

Cum On Feel The Slade
I Feel Cream
I Feel Donna Summer
Solid John Martyn

846920.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:34 pm Reply with quote

I know it's only The Rolling Stones
You can't always get The Rolling Stones
I wanna be The Stone Roses
I wanna be The Ramones
Oops I did Britney Spears
Walk on The Stranglers

846927.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:23 pm Reply with quote

Like a Madonna
You've got this strange effect on Dave Berry
There's a hole in Harry Belafonte
I never promised you Lyn Anderson
Stand by Tammy Wynette
Chasing the hills up to Marty Wilde

Spud McLaren
846928.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:26 pm Reply with quote

Big Yellow Joni Mitchell
I Believe in Hot Chocolate
Billy, Don't Be Paper Lace
The Windmills of Noel Harrison
When a Child is Johnny Mathis

846931.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:37 pm Reply with quote

Hit the road Ray Charles (o dear)
Blue Elvis
Excerpt from Keith West
By the time I get to Denver
I did Frank Sinatra

846932.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:48 pm Reply with quote

Everybody loves Dean Martin
Without Harry Nilsson
Joshua fit the battle of Mahalia Jackson
I'm always chasing Sammy Davis Jr

846939.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:15 pm Reply with quote

Hey Mr Bob Dylan
Another brick in Pink Floyd
I hate Roy Harper
This is the sound of The Members
Running up Kate Bush

846945.  Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:26 pm Reply with quote

The green Tom Jones
All kinds of Dana
I'm gonna knock on Aretha Franklin
I'm the god of Arthur Brown


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