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AlmondFacialBar
1196536.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:40 am Reply with quote

Granted. Only you suffer an acute cerebral event and are left as a monolingual speaker of real Pa-Hng.

I wish I didn't have quite as many completely pointless aches and pains going on right now.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
PDR
1196540.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:45 am Reply with quote

Granted. You now have no sensation or motor control from the neck down.

I wish Pa-Hng was the British lingua franca.

PDR

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196544.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:50 am Reply with quote

As most of the aches and pains are going on in my head and neck area that wouldn't even help...

Granted. Brexit is now done and dusted in three working days because no one understands what the hell your politicians are saying.

I wish they paid me enough for advertising Miele's new line of fridges for me to afford one.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1196839.  Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:12 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but you now can not afford to buy anything to put in your nice new fridge.

I wish people would drive around with proper breakdown cover and insurance. So when they have a problem with their vehicle they can get help without massive expense

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196869.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:28 am Reply with quote

Granted. Only now no one ever gets to actually drive again because the UK highway system has finally resigned to entropy and ground to an eternal halt.

I wish it was even remotely like late June outside and not like early April.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
bemahan
1196872.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:34 am Reply with quote

Granted. Now you are fed up because the sun's shining and you're at work.

I wish that the people I love could have some nice things happen to cheer them up.

(Actually, the granting of AFB's wish might help a little bit with that.)

 
Awitt
1196903.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:54 am Reply with quote

Granted, but now they're constantly wanting coffee/tea with you as a thank you.

I wish my hair didn't need washing tonight, when my hot water service has gone on the blink.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196935.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:29 am Reply with quote

Granted. You develop galloping alopecia and are completely bald by tonight.

I wish I was more disciplined around the snack rack in work.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
'yorz
1196939.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:39 am Reply with quote

Granted - you're now allergic to all sugars and fats.


I wish i had seen the Aurora Borealis when still living in the UK. The chance of seeing it now is very slim indeed.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196947.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:51 am Reply with quote

Granted. Unfortunately it's the result of the biggest solar flare of the past 251 million years and so it's the last thing you see before Homo sapiens goes extinct.

I wish my new dental insurance kicked in immediately.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
PDR
1196950.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:05 am Reply with quote

Granted, but now your home is full of hobnail-shod insurance "expeditors" and your remaining teeth are distributed to the three winds.

I wish I wasn't so timid, submissive and obsequious.

PDR

 
tetsabb
1197055.  Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:39 pm Reply with quote

Granted -- you are now a slavering, raging psychopath. :-)

I wish people could be sure if I am being serious or not. ;-)

 

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