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tetsabb
1108494.  Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:09 am Reply with quote

Granted, you can be Rupert Murdoch's personal masseur, on-call 24 hours a day.

I wish my link to QI was more stable -- still getting these bloody pop-up ads and unwanted links.

 
PDR
1108499.  Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:29 am Reply with quote

Granted - your QI link will now be in the stable. You will be free of pop=ups, but all the posts will have an ever-present odour of horse-shit.

So no significant change, then...

PDR

 
bemahan
1196340.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:12 am Reply with quote

I wish this game hadn't ground to a halt when PDR (presumably a man who has everything :) ) failed to wish for something on the last post.

 
PDR
1196344.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:41 am Reply with quote

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish for something in my last post in this thread

PDR

 
'yorz
1196345.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:42 am Reply with quote

So it's all your fault. 😊

 
PDR
1196352.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 4:53 am Reply with quote

No, it's Nigel Farrage's fault.

I wish I could control my temper.

PDR

 
bemahan
1196353.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:09 am Reply with quote

Granted - you'll never be able to read posts by certain forummers again.

I wish I could stay in bed and eat bad food all day without getting bedsores and morbidly obese.

 
PDR
1196360.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 5:47 am Reply with quote

Granted - you'll now only get bedsores and be morbidly obese at night, but you'll also be doing the night shift (because you'r in bed all day) in a swimware modelling agency.

I wish I could understand women

PDR

 
bemahan
1196372.  Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:51 am Reply with quote

Hmmm. Is swimware different to swimwear?
When I said "all day" I actually meant all day and night. :)


Granted but now you find a lot of your behaviours very irritating and unfathomable.

I wish I could eat sweets at the concert tonight.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196447.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:15 am Reply with quote

Granted, but it's a Justin Bieber concert.

I wish I didn't have to put together this Russian market report...

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
tetsabb
1196456.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 4:41 am Reply with quote

Granted, it is now a mock-Russian meerkat report.

I wish I am able to concentrate this afternoon when we have a refresher on our new incident reporting system.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196486.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 6:05 am Reply with quote

Granted. Only now you'll be concentrating on that reporting system for the rest of your life.

I wish those Russian numbers were as seemples as a mock-Russian meerkat report would suggest.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
PDR
1196516.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:27 am Reply with quote

Granted. You now have a complete set of translated/transformed numbers for your report, but they were prepared by the finamcial planning group of the Brexit campaign.

I wish I had the superpower to transmute Michael Give into fusing deuterium.

PDR

 
AlmondFacialBar
1196521.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:45 am Reply with quote

Granted. Shame he reaches criticality before anyone could activate the safety mechanism, rendering London and the Home Counties uninhabitable for the next 25000 years.

I wish Brexiters could get it into their pretty little heads what the problem is.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
PDR
1196535.  Mon Jun 27, 2016 8:33 am Reply with quote

AlmondFacialBar wrote:
Granted. Shame he reaches criticality before anyone could activate the safety mechanism, rendering London and the Home Counties uninhabitable for the next 25000 years.


No pain, no gain. We of the Home Counties will often do things for the greater good even where the personal benefit is either zero or negative

Quote:

I wish Brexiters could get it into their pretty little heads what the problem is.


Granted. But there is now a world shortage of warm baths and razor blades.

I wish my project manager could speak real English.

PDR

 

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