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franticllama
1107727.  Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:15 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but now you have no teeth

I wish I was somewhere hot and sunny near a beach

 
Awitt
1107731.  Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:56 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but you are now a lobster due to sunburn.

I wish I could prioritise my tasks.

 
franticllama
1107771.  Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:14 am Reply with quote

Granted but after putting them in the correct order you are unable to do any of them.

I wish my back didn't hurt

 
NinOfEden
1107813.  Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:16 pm Reply with quote

Granted, you are now paralysed from the neck down. You'll never feel back pain again!

I wish I knew more people who could speak Welsh.

 
crissdee
1107818.  Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:36 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but they're all deaf.

I wish I had a Harley Davidson.

 
franticllama
1107871.  Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:42 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but Mr Davidson insists on a particular sort of lifestyle that you now have to accommodate.

I wish the dog didn't bark every time an animal appeared on the tv

 
Awitt
1107884.  Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:41 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but he/she's now been silenced forever.

I wish I had a wirescreen door on my upstairs balcony.

 
crissdee
1108212.  Tue Dec 30, 2014 4:25 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it acts as a Faraday cage and blocks all signals including Internet

I wish I had enough room for enough bookshelves to store my books properly.

 
franticllama
1108235.  Tue Dec 30, 2014 8:45 pm Reply with quote

Granted but now you only have 3 books.

I wish I was able to have a pet

 
NinOfEden
1108295.  Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:05 am Reply with quote

Granted, here's your very own pet buffalo. He's a little bit skittish, but if you give him lots of love and attention, he'll calm down.

I wish I knew somoene who'd let me paint their portrait.

 
AlmondFacialBar
1108315.  Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:08 am Reply with quote

Granted. It's Kim Jong Un.

I wish I could think in anything but worst case scenarios.

:-)

AlmondFacialBar

 
crissdee
1108380.  Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:01 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but they happen anyway

I wish my job was just..............better.

 
franticllama
1108450.  Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:57 pm Reply with quote

Granted but now someone else is doing it

I wish that we were allowed to change one decision we've made a year

 
Burgess Shale
1108478.  Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:00 am Reply with quote

Granted, but you're only allowed to change good decisions to bad.

I wish that I had enough time to watch films that are considered cinematic greats...

 
Awitt
1108488.  Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:37 am Reply with quote

Granted, and it's Casablanca on an endless loop.

I wish I could have a proper job.

 

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