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tetsabb
894296.  Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:23 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but the temperature drops and you freeze your eye to the eyepiece.

I wish for an Italian victory over Scotland at Rugby tomorrow.
<<< Prepares to duck

 
Gavin
894306.  Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:42 am Reply with quote

Granted, but you get hit in the groin by the kicked ball, so there was no use ducking.

I wish when you're doing work, people help you when they should be instead of bitching about everything.

 
NinOfEden
894970.  Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:03 am Reply with quote

Granted, but you wouldn't get to know as much juicy gossip.

I wish ladybirds would actually EAT greenfly instead of running away from them all the time. -_-

 
tetsabb
895095.  Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:04 pm Reply with quote

Granted, and now the ladybirds are 18 ft tall, and developing a taste for human flesh.

I wish for a long and happy marriage for Victoria Coren and David Mitchell

 
Gavin
895132.  Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:15 am Reply with quote

NinOfEden wrote:
Granted, but you wouldn't get to know as much juicy gossip.


I don't like gossip! I tell them no and if they still try to tell me, I punch them in the face.

 
Traveller69
910679.  Mon May 21, 2012 7:02 am Reply with quote

@Tetsabb - granted, but they are blessed with lots of children who go on in unending rants about what they think is wrong in the world

I wish that cute blonde girl at the office would go out with me...

 
Oceans Edge
910716.  Mon May 21, 2012 9:57 am Reply with quote

Granted, but then she turns out to be an insipid, mindless wee thing and gets all stalkery when you try to avoid her.

I wish all this damned painting and flooring and cleaning were done so we can finally list this house

 
NinOfEden
920660.  Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:24 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it looks so lovely You decide you'd rather stay.

I wish my friends would stop falling in love with me.

 
Gavin
920788.  Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:54 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but then you would never ever find love.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 
NinOfEden
920858.  Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:31 am Reply with quote

Granted, but then you'd never ever sleep.

I wish for self-cleaning clothes.

 
tetsabb
921078.  Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:11 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but then hordes of people who used to work for Daz, Lenor, etc picket your house in protest at losing their jobs.

I wish there was a simple cure for my Better Half's depression

 
Dr. Know
921145.  Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:05 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but it involves building a Death Star and enslaving humanity.

I wish that she would still speak to me.

 
tetsabb
921159.  Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:46 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but the character in Rider Haggard's book only spoke a language you don't understand.

I wish there were fewer roadworks crews working out on the motorways tonight. Then I could sit and read my book

 
Dr. Know
921259.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:48 am Reply with quote

granted, but a motorway is a silly place to read your book.

I wish cold callers received a minor electrical discharge when they called me.

 
Burgess Shale
921263.  Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:38 am Reply with quote

Granted, but the same minor electrical charge is administered to the recipients.

I wish that I could have a decent night's sleep.

 

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