| Traveller69
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| 893572. Wed Mar 14, 2012 4:36 am |
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Granted, but the paint didn't dry nicely, so you have to do it again.
I wish my favourite band (Dream Theater) would play a gig at my house, specially for me and some close progfriends. |
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| NinOfEden
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| 893880. Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:28 pm |
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Granted, but they drink all your tea.
I wish for a nice clear night to try out my new telescope. |
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| tetsabb
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| 894296. Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:23 pm |
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Granted, but the temperature drops and you freeze your eye to the eyepiece.
I wish for an Italian victory over Scotland at Rugby tomorrow.
<<< Prepares to duck |
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| Gavin
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| 894306. Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:42 am |
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Granted, but you get hit in the groin by the kicked ball, so there was no use ducking.
I wish when you're doing work, people help you when they should be instead of bitching about everything. |
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| NinOfEden
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| 894970. Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:03 am |
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Granted, but you wouldn't get to know as much juicy gossip.
I wish ladybirds would actually EAT greenfly instead of running away from them all the time. -_- |
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| tetsabb
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| 895095. Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:04 pm |
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Granted, and now the ladybirds are 18 ft tall, and developing a taste for human flesh.
I wish for a long and happy marriage for Victoria Coren and David Mitchell |
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| Gavin
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| 895132. Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:15 am |
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| NinOfEden wrote: | | Granted, but you wouldn't get to know as much juicy gossip. |
I don't like gossip! I tell them no and if they still try to tell me, I punch them in the face. |
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| Traveller69
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| 910679. Mon May 21, 2012 7:02 am |
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@Tetsabb - granted, but they are blessed with lots of children who go on in unending rants about what they think is wrong in the world
I wish that cute blonde girl at the office would go out with me... |
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| Oceans Edge
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| 910716. Mon May 21, 2012 9:57 am |
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Granted, but then she turns out to be an insipid, mindless wee thing and gets all stalkery when you try to avoid her.
I wish all this damned painting and flooring and cleaning were done so we can finally list this house |
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| NinOfEden
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| 920660. Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:24 pm |
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Granted, but it looks so lovely You decide you'd rather stay.
I wish my friends would stop falling in love with me. |
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| Gavin
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| 920788. Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:54 pm |
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Granted, but then you would never ever find love.
I wish I wasn't so tired. |
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| NinOfEden
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| 920858. Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:31 am |
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Granted, but then you'd never ever sleep.
I wish for self-cleaning clothes. |
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| tetsabb
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| 921078. Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:11 pm |
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Granted, but then hordes of people who used to work for Daz, Lenor, etc picket your house in protest at losing their jobs.
I wish there was a simple cure for my Better Half's depression |
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| Dr. Know
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| 921145. Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:05 pm |
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Granted, but it involves building a Death Star and enslaving humanity.
I wish that she would still speak to me. |
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| tetsabb
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| 921159. Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:46 pm |
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Granted, but the character in Rider Haggard's book only spoke a language you don't understand.
I wish there were fewer roadworks crews working out on the motorways tonight. Then I could sit and read my book |
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