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Dr. Know
832875.  Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:46 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but people are ALWAYS asking you to do it at parties. _


I wish the earth was a bit bigger.

 
Zebra57
832894.  Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:53 pm Reply with quote

Granted, welcome to Jupiter.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

 
Riddley
832929.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:57 am Reply with quote

Granted. Sadly the selector machine chose a Kiwi, which does not so much fly, as plummet.
I wish some of the universe made sense

 
Dr. Know
832990.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:59 am Reply with quote

Granted, the world has dissolved leaving only a massive sign saying "level 2".


I wish I could sleep with Christina Hendricks.

 
NinOfEden
833083.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:15 am Reply with quote

Granted, but the genie doesn't understand euphemisms + you're now both having a snooze at the same time.

I wish flowers came out in winter.

 
Dr. Know
833087.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:18 am Reply with quote

Granted, but now summer's a bit boring.


I wish the genie understood euphemisms.

 
Zebra57
833231.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:43 pm Reply with quote

Granted, he is a man of the World.

I wish to abolish cliches.

 
Riddley
833236.  Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:13 pm Reply with quote

As it written so it is done. Now newspapers are 6 times their former size.

I wish that the magic ponies would arrive

 
NinOfEden
833305.  Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:14 am Reply with quote

Granted, + they're trampling magic mud all over your house.

I wish train timetables were arranged for my own personal convenience.

 
Dr. Know
833324.  Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:02 am Reply with quote

Granted, but the country grinds to a standstill because of it.


I wish my hair was always clean.

 
Zebra57
833506.  Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:49 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but you will have a tap on your head.

I wish that sprouts were less windy.

 
Dr. Know
833511.  Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:02 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but they still taste awful.


I wish I had a healthier spine.

 
Zebra57
833514.  Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:07 pm Reply with quote

Granted, don't sit on a porcupine.

I wish that I could time travel.

 
Riddley
833538.  Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:16 am Reply with quote

Granted, but usually it's called ageing.
I wish I could be more home handy.

 
Zebra57
833782.  Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:43 pm Reply with quote

Granted, but you will suffer wrist strain.

I wish that I paid less tax.

 

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